literalism

dating,double meaning,falling,gifs,idiom,literalism
By Unknown
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Some may call it infatuation, but I'm pretty sure it's actually just vertigo. - Matty Malaprop

On a scale of one to 10, this date was a total FAIL.

embroidery,home sweet home,literalism,ohm,similar sounding,sweet
By Unknown
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This is proof that a love of science is more than merely a knitche interest! - Matty Malaprop

hammock,banana,banana hammock,double entendre,literalism,double meaning
Via: Reddit
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Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

cucumber,dill,double meaning,exploring,literalism,pickle
By Unknown
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Truth be told, my love of adventure was soured after my last cucumbersea expedition. - Matty Malaprop

creeper,creepers,creepypasta,literalism,minecraft,pasta,website
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... so I'm just going to be totally honest and admit to having to look this one up. Apparently it's a website? That's cool, I guess. Scary stories aren't exactly Mein craft, but hey, whatever floats your boat. - Matty Malaprop

adventure time,characters,finn,Jake,literalism,nicki minaj,shoop,similar sounding
By 1dkv (Via: Smosh)
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Given how bizarre some of her songs are, this mashup makes more than perfect sense to me. - Matty Malaprop

David Tennant,Hall of Fame,homophone,landlord,literalism,surname,tenant
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... but does it have a River? #Let'sMixUpDoctorWhoSeasons #MaybeI'mTrolling - Matty Malaprop

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