literalism

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By VWDave
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Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

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It just makes so much sense. And Derpy Hooves can even play Steve Tyler for that inevitable rock/rap crossover hit! - Matty Malaprop

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You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!

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By xyzpdq1
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Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop

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