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By Lucky810 (Via: Nathan Bulmer)
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Good thing she never left that chair. Otherwise she might have ended up as Wander Woman. - Matty Malaprop

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By pedretta (Via: bossthug.com)
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Maybe this is the real reason 2Pac got shot? - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Smosh
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More like iLeela, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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Personally, I've long rejected binary understands of any and all things, so I refuse to succumb to this kind of indocktrination. - Matty Malaprop

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And the parts don't want to be tied up in it either! And the ties don't want to be embroiled themselves! And the broiler resents its inclusion in the whole affair also! And the affair was between Bobby Brown and someone else and well that's just creepy to even think about. - Matty Malaprop

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The last time I was on morphine, I am pretty sure I started talking to my IV drip bag as though it was Zordon, so this makes PERFECT sense to me. - Matty Malaprop

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