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Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

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Go on shawty, it's your one hundred and eleventieth birthday; we gon' party like it's your one hundred and eleventieth birthday. - Matty Malaprop

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Personally, I always choose the one that's green with envy. It practically pushes itself! - Matty Malaprop

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I, the Archangel Feceskiel, have descended from heaven to s* on your parade. I've never much cared for you Macy's folk, you know. - Matty Malaprop

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