FRANK-IN-STORM

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(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop

The Step-by-Step Instructions Really Help

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Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

The Wonders of Botox

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It paralyzes your face AND it creates waterborne bovine! What could possibly be better? - Matty Malaprop

Their F7U12 is Everlong

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everlong,f7u12,foo fighters,literalism,meme,rage comic,Rage Comics,rage face
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The Perils of Rock 'n' Roll Fame

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... groupies, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Man Gets Hit By Train

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gifs,false expectations,Twist Ending,literalism,hit,train
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Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop

Get loopy at Señor Gif!

Juicy

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