I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop
NO! NO! CTRL + Z!! I was a little heated when I said those hurtful things! I know I ovenreacted, but now that I've cooled off, I want to say I'm sorry! - Matty Malaprop
I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop
So please, stop crowing over my request and please comb over your attitude. - Matty Malaprop
If you don't know what constitutes a bottom secret... well, then you DON'T WANT TO KNOW what constitutes a bottom secret. - Matty Malaprop
If she's French and just feeling alright, then would that make here Blake Comme Ci Comme Ça? - Matty Malaprop
... BUT WHY IS THE PUMICE GONE? - Matty Malaprop
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