literalism

creepy,double meaning,inside,literalism,microsoft,mouse
By ToolBee
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And here I thought it was just circuitry and other electronic thingamajigs I don't understand... - Matty Malaprop

expression,few,idiomatic,literalism,lose,pounds,seat,sitting,stand,standing,victory,weight loss
By LiesieM
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Unfortunately Yellow didn't read the fine print, which reminds that you'll immediately regain the weight with every seat you take. - Matty Malaprop

corn,double meaning,literalism,sweet,sweet corn
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What a charmer! I just hope his compliments aren't empty. - Matty Malaprop

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By Ryan Sharman
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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop

bone,guts,weird,lolwut,euphemism,double meaning,literalism,mummy
By _C_A_T_
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It's really quite a shame; every time he sees a pretty girl, he runs and formaldehydes. - Matty Malaprop

allman brothers band,almond,band,brothers,literalism,similar sounding
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What was that one really annoying song they wrote? The one that got played all the time in my hometown of Backwoods, Montucky? "Ramblin' Man?" I really HATE that song. - Matty Malaprop

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