literalism

boba fett,bro,creepy,Hall of Fame,literalism,prefix,sarlacc,similar sounding,star wars,weird
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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,ap style,con,con man,conn,Connecticut,double meaning,literalism,misinterpretation
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Except who am I even kidding? I worked for a newspaper for long enough to know that staff writers ALMOST NEVER write headlines. Mostly because they suck at it, but also because editors are way too control-freakish to allow that sort of thing. #SpeakingFromExperience - Matty Malaprop

classic,double meaning,literalism,plane,snakes,snakes on a plane
By Sup123
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It's been done a dozen times, I know, but Samuel L. Jackson keeps threatening physical harm against me every time I express uncertainty about posting puns that could be related to him... and so that's why this is here now OH GOD SAMMY I'M SORRY NO I DON'T THINK YOU OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS LOOK LIKE A B*TCH. - Matty Malaprop

fish,literalism,officer,police,similar sounding,syllable
By Unknown
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Say what you will, but at least you know they aren't pigs! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,literalism,seal,wax
By cgimusic (Via: Reddit)
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Better than a seal made out of whale byproduct, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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