(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop
Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop
It paralyzes your face AND it creates waterborne bovine! What could possibly be better? - Matty Malaprop
... groupies, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop
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