Frankeinstein

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Frankeinstein
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Everyone treated the monster as though it was a bumbling buffoon, but w/r/t intelligence, such opinions really are just relative. - Matty Malaprop

Stop Being Braggish; You Had Flint and Tinder!

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Stop Being Braggish; You Had Flint and Tinder!
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Regarding your recent string of successful camping trips, I'd wager you're on a bit of a hot streak. - Matty Malaprop

So Your Baby's Well-Behaved I Take It?

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So Your Baby's Well-Behaved I Take It?
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Nitpicky, details-oriented moderator, meet cliché pun. Cliché pun, meet nitpicky, details-oriented moderator. I don't think you two will get along at all, but the ensuing fallout will likely be HILARIOUS to observe from a safe distance. - Matty Malaprop

Halibut

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Halibut
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It may look tasty now, but I assure you it carps just like all the rest of us. - Matty Malaprop

Touché

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Touché
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Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop

As Opposed to What Other Kind?

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As Opposed to What Other Kind?
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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

But Not Hard Cash, Since it Was Merely Refrigerated

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But Not Hard Cash, Since it Was Merely Refrigerated
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I mean, it makes sense to keep such a quantity of bills in the fridge though. After all, no one ever wants their assets to be frozen. - Matty Malaprop