Head Over Heels

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I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

Delete Cookies?

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NO! NO! CTRL + Z!! I was a little heated when I said those hurtful things! I know I ovenreacted, but now that I've cooled off, I want to say I'm sorry! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Futility, Thy Name is Aged Keyboard

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I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

I Think You Know Eggsactly What I Mean

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So please, stop crowing over my request and please comb over your attitude. - Matty Malaprop

Open at Your Own Risk

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If you don't know what constitutes a bottom secret... well, then you DON'T WANT TO KNOW what constitutes a bottom secret. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe She's Just Bipolar?

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If she's French and just feeling alright, then would that make here Blake Comme Ci Comme Ça? - Matty Malaprop