Hell hath no fury like... well, basically every evil figure in the Doctor Who universe? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop

It may not help you get swole, but at least you'll be a lard-ass who is always wrinkle-free! - Matty Malaprop

The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

He then proceeded to ask for some mixed nuts for his walk back to his apartment, but the bartender just shook his head. "Sorry sir, we can't do that either. They're on the house." - Matty Malaprop

Less well-known than the canonical archangles are their more shapely counterparts: Isosceles, Scalene and Equilateral. - Matty Malaprop

I can hardly bear to see such a noble creature in such a sad and lonely state! - Matty Malaprop