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I'm so sorry I posted this you guys... it's just that sometimes I just can't help but give in to the acorniest of jokes. - Matty Malaprop

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And I can tell it's a stretch by the pixels, and having seen quite a few stretched images in my time. - Matty Malaprop

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The peasants are revolting? You can say that again. #PunsILearnedFromWizardOfId - Matty Malaprop

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Come on now, were you REALLY expecting anything else from this post? - Matty Malaprop

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Some wars are fought on land, and some at sea, but we all know Gorillaz warfare happens primarily on a Plastic Beach. - Matty Malaprop

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Closed mics are tragic things, really. All of their jokes are inside jokes, and they're always told in muffled tones. - Matty Malaprop