I Have So Many Stardust Memories of These Two

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Punmaster Artanus says: "Tim Allen played the part of Buzz Lightyear. If we tried the opposite combination... I don't think Buzz Hanks is a person."

Buzz Hanks might not be a person, but Buzz Shanks very well might be a sex position... #You'reWelcomeForThatOne - Matty Malaprop

Socially Awkward Mummified Corpse...

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It's really quite a shame; every time he sees a pretty girl, he runs and formaldehydes. - Matty Malaprop

Relieves Itching, AND Angry Jurors!

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Or something like that. I WORK ON THE INTERNET. How the hell should I know what a court aide does? #TooLazyToGoogle - Matty Malaprop

Something Tells Me We're Not in Kansas Anymore...

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I mean HONESTLY whoever heard of talking vultures in the great state of Kansas? - Matty Malaprop

Imagine Her Chagrin When She Realized She Was Holding a Fern

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... but I guess that's just the kind of infernal luck she always has. - Matty Malaprop

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