And You Thought the Animal Puns Were at Their End

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And You Thought the Animal Puns Were at Their End
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If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

Dandy Lions

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Dandy Lions
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Quite. Or Roar. I don't know. I've never met a dandy lion before. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, How I Lamb-ent Mistruths

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Oh, How I Lamb-ent Mistruths
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And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop

I Think They're Still Upset About the Burnt Rubber...

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I Think They're Still Upset About the Burnt Rubber...
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I'm sure they'd settle for an Axel too, if you can't find any other alternatives. - Matty Malaprop

Such a Binary Creature

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Such a Binary Creature
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King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop