lion

I'mma just say it: The Lion King would have been a million times better if Queen had done the soundtrack instead of Elton John. - Matty Malaprop

Is a lion. Is funny.

Does anyone know if the mustachio'd gent on the right is single? Because it's been a while since I've been on a date... - Matty Malaprop

Quite. Or Roar. I don't know. I've never met a dandy lion before. - Matty Malaprop

If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

Admit it: You're hearing it in your head right now. You're welcome! - Matty Malaprop