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And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop

King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop

If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

Quite. Or Roar. I don't know. I've never met a dandy lion before. - Matty Malaprop

And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop

Does anyone know if the mustachio'd gent on the right is single? Because it's been a while since I've been on a date... - Matty Malaprop

Admit it: You're hearing it in your head right now. You're welcome! - Matty Malaprop

Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop