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A lion knows never to play poker with a leopard, they're all cheetahs. These catty kings of the Savanna are punny as anything and just chomping at the bit to flow across your screen. So before you flip on Animal Planet, check out some of the best hilarious lion jokes and memes around.

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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

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Quite. Or Roar. I don't know. I've never met a dandy lion before. - Matty Malaprop

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And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop

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If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

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And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop

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Does anyone know if the mustachio'd gent on the right is single? Because it's been a while since I've been on a date... - Matty Malaprop

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King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop

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I'mma just say it: The Lion King would have been a million times better if Queen had done the soundtrack instead of Elton John. - Matty Malaprop

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