I'm sure they'd settle for an Axel too, if you can't find any other alternatives. - Matty Malaprop
And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop
I'mma just say it: The Lion King would have been a million times better if Queen had done the soundtrack instead of Elton John. - Matty Malaprop
And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop
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