I'mma just say it: The Lion King would have been a million times better if Queen had done the soundtrack instead of Elton John. - Matty Malaprop
Admit it: You're hearing it in your head right now. You're welcome! - Matty Malaprop
Quite. Or Roar. I don't know. I've never met a dandy lion before. - Matty Malaprop
Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop
King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop
If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop