And Now His Life is Full of Egrets

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And Now His Life is Full of Egrets
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And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop

They Ain't Lion About Their Sexuality Anymore

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They Ain't Lion About Their Sexuality Anymore
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Does anyone know if the mustachio'd gent on the right is single? Because it's been a while since I've been on a date... - Matty Malaprop

I Think They're Still Upset About the Burnt Rubber...

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I Think They're Still Upset About the Burnt Rubber...
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I'm sure they'd settle for an Axel too, if you can't find any other alternatives. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, How I Lamb-ent Mistruths

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Oh, How I Lamb-ent Mistruths
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And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop

Dande-Lion

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Dande-Lion
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Oh he just can't weed to be king. - Matty Malaprop