Dandy Lions

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Dandy Lions
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Quite. Or Roar. I don't know. I've never met a dandy lion before. - Matty Malaprop

The Lion Queen

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The Lion Queen
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I'mma just say it: The Lion King would have been a million times better if Queen had done the soundtrack instead of Elton John. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, How I Lamb-ent Mistruths

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Oh, How I Lamb-ent Mistruths
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And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop

And Now His Life is Full of Egrets

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And Now His Life is Full of Egrets
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And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop