HEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Bernie Madoff,Lame Pun Coon,made off,money,ponzi scheme,similar sounding
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Introducing Fonzie's younger, similarly sound-bited cousin: Ponzi. - Matty Malaprop

Was Your Unintelligibility Also Axedental?

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accident,axe,Lame Pun Coon,prefix
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Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

AGAIN, LPC??

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double meaning,dressing,gifs,groan-inducing,Hall of Fame,indecent exposure,Lame Pun Coon,salad,without
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THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED BAIL FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOUL BACHELOR FROG?? - Matty Malaprop

Lame Pun Coon is Always Brutal With His 1-2 Punches

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Lame Pun Coon,dodecahedron,heathen,similar sounding,12,december 12,suffix
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People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop