Lame Pun Coon

Lame Pun Coon,december 21,mayan prophecy,foreshadowing
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Just wait 24 more hours, people. Then you can lose your ish all over the place, and I'll only judge you the standard amount! - Matty Malaprop

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Now that I think about it, putting au jus on tso chicken sounds downright dreadful... I think I just killed all my taste buds with my post title... - Matty Malaprop

Bernie Madoff,Lame Pun Coon,made off,money,ponzi scheme,similar sounding
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Introducing Fonzie's younger, similarly sound-bited cousin: Ponzi. - Matty Malaprop

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In my family, we'd get our ears boxed if we didn't keep track of our belongings. - Matty Malaprop

accident,axe,Lame Pun Coon,prefix
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Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

before,club,Hall of Fame,her,herbivore,Lame Pun Coon,similar sounding,vegetarian
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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

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