This Keyboard Might Need Some Counseling

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Now now Mr. Keyboard, we both know tantrums like this are no way to escape your problems. - Matty Malaprop

Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer

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Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop

That's the Only Mythology Known to Americans

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See what I did there? I made a joke making fun of Americans for being dumb and not reading. Aren't I just so clever????? - Matty Malaprop