SMP CLASSIC: Futility, Thy Name is Aged Keyboard

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SMP CLASSIC: Futility, Thy Name is Aged Keyboard
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I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: It's Also Greasy With Thumbprints

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SMP CLASSIC: It's Also Greasy With Thumbprints
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So one day I was feeling bored and crafty so I went to a secondhand store and bought an old beat up copy of "Chariots of Fire" and I took it home and melted it in my oven after taking a mold of a space bar so that I could replace the spacebar on my computer and transform it into... Space, the vinyl frontier. - Matty Malaprop

All You Need to Make it Through the Day

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All You Need to Make it Through the Day
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But seriously, where's the Grey Goose and the Camels? - Matty Malaprop

This Keyboard Might Need Some Counseling

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This Keyboard Might Need Some Counseling
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Now now Mr. Keyboard, we both know tantrums like this are no way to escape your problems. - Matty Malaprop

Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer

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Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer
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Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop