Jesus throws a crazy good party. You really have to be there to understand. - Matty Malaprop

Barbacoa's: Where confession and concession meet in holy meltrimony. - Matty Malaprop

Water into wine? Pssssk. Try untillable soil into crops. - Matty Malaprop

To be saved is the goalie of all good Christians. - Matty Malaprop

What, did you think he was a miracle worker or something? - Matty Malaprop