...by picking up his robes and crowns of thorns at second-hand stores the world over! - Matty Malaprop

And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

I don't know if the guy in this picture is actually named Tony. I'm just guessing here. He strikes me as a Tony. Or maybe as a Randall... unclear. - Matty Malaprop

What is this I don't even but posting anyway b/c JESUS JOKES ARE ALWAYS GIGGLE-WORTHY I THINK?????? - Matty Malaprop

Can't we just not do it and make a Pinterest post saying we did instead? - Matty Malaprop

On this lovely holiday, let us all take a moment to marvel at the astonishing craftsmanship that went into making these eggs... and then add our critiques about how Jesus's hands are missing stake-holes and etc. - Matty Malaprop

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