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By Laser Shark
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...by picking up his robes and crowns of thorns at second-hand stores the world over! - Matty Malaprop

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And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning jesus literalism lolwut miracle nonsense smoke on the water - 6423229184
Via Dagsson
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What is this I don't even but posting anyway b/c JESUS JOKES ARE ALWAYS GIGGLE-WORTHY I THINK?????? - Matty Malaprop