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dam damn idiom literalism homophones jam - 6958604800
Via: Pacific Islanders
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Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop

Traffic Jam literalism jam traffic - 7026757376
Via: The Big Page of Puns
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No, I'm NOT jelly of your sweet ride! I'm honking because I'm late for work and I'd like to preserve my employment! - Matty Malaprop

gifs pump up the jam literalism pump double meaning jam - 6855222016
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Technotronic: the latest and greatest edible spread by Smuckers! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Technotronic is not a real Smuckers product. Please don't sue me.

By Unknown
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It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop

band double meaning Hall of Fame jam literalism paper paper jam Pulp - 4916266752
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I bet I know what they're rocking out to right now: PULP. - Matty Malaprop