But I Don't Think You're Ready for This Jelly

Favorite
dam,damn,idiom,literalism,homophones,jam
- -

Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop

The Best Way to Preserve Obama's Presidency...

Favorite
barack obama,blackberry,jam,letter swap,obama,similar sounding
- -

Down with foreign policy! Up with delicious victuals! - Matty Malaprop

The Silence of the Jams

Favorite
- -

It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop

Talk About a Sticky Situation

Favorite
Traffic Jam,literalism,jam,traffic
- -

No, I'm NOT jelly of your sweet ride! I'm honking because I'm late for work and I'd like to preserve my employment! - Matty Malaprop

Download the new Cheezburger app for a chance to win a PS4! in Cheezburger 's Hangs on LockerDome