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similar things copier jamming peanut butter misinterpretation jams jam
Via: Nate's Cartoons
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It even Vegemited one time... talk about a weird day at the office! - Matty Malaprop

Traffic Jam literalism jam traffic
Via: The Big Page of Puns
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No, I'm NOT jelly of your sweet ride! I'm honking because I'm late for work and I'd like to preserve my employment! - Matty Malaprop

barack obama blackberry jam letter swap obama similar sounding
Via: Reddit
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Down with foreign policy! Up with delicious victuals! - Matty Malaprop

dam damn idiom literalism homophones jam
Via: Pacific Islanders
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Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop