No, I'm NOT jelly of your sweet ride! I'm honking because I'm late for work and I'd like to preserve my employment! - Matty Malaprop
It even Vegemited one time... talk about a weird day at the office! - Matty Malaprop
Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop
Technotronic: the latest and greatest edible spread by Smuckers! - Matty Malaprop
Editor's Note: Technotronic is not a real Smuckers product. Please don't sue me.
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