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No, I'm NOT jelly of your sweet ride! I'm honking because I'm late for work and I'd like to preserve my employment! - Matty Malaprop

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Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop

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Technotronic: the latest and greatest edible spread by Smuckers! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Technotronic is not a real Smuckers product. Please don't sue me.

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It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop

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