The Door is Ajar

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It Better Fits the Endless Spreadsheets it Prints Out

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Talk About a Sticky Situation

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No, I'm NOT jelly of your sweet ride! I'm honking because I'm late for work and I'd like to preserve my employment! - Matty Malaprop

And Now it's... UNDER PRESSURE LOLOLOLOL

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Technotronic: the latest and greatest edible spread by Smuckers! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Technotronic is not a real Smuckers product. Please don't sue me.

The Best Way to Preserve Obama's Presidency...

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Down with foreign policy! Up with delicious victuals! - Matty Malaprop

This is My...

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And Sometimes it Nutellas, but None of Us Really Mind When That Happens

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It even Vegemited one time... talk about a weird day at the office! - Matty Malaprop