Down with foreign policy! Up with delicious victuals! - Matty Malaprop
No, I'm NOT jelly of your sweet ride! I'm honking because I'm late for work and I'd like to preserve my employment! - Matty Malaprop
It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop
I bet I know what they're rocking out to right now: PULP. - Matty Malaprop
Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop
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