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It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop

It even Vegemited one time... talk about a weird day at the office! - Matty Malaprop

No, I'm NOT jelly of your sweet ride! I'm honking because I'm late for work and I'd like to preserve my employment! - Matty Malaprop

Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop

Technotronic: the latest and greatest edible spread by Smuckers! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Technotronic is not a real Smuckers product. Please don't sue me.

Yeah, I totally own a copy of "Pump Up the Jam: The Album" on cassette. YOU JELLIEZ??? - Matty Malaprop

Down with foreign policy! Up with delicious victuals! - Matty Malaprop

I bet I know what they're rocking out to right now: PULP. - Matty Malaprop