Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

Sadly, after one steamy night these two never spoke again. Ms. Film thought Mr. Film was a nice guy, but ultimately decided he was totally disposable. - Matty Malaprop

That's funny, all I want here is the ability to write treble clefs that neatly! - Matty Malaprop

It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop