Sorin, Lord of Pickup Lines

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Sorin, Lord of Pickup Lines
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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

Believe Me, I Do!

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Believe Me, I Do!
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What? No, I wasn't being creepy! I mean, have you seen her performance in Hard Candy? She's really quite fantastic in that film! - Matty Malaprop

This Post is Full of SUBtext

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This Post is Full of SUBtext
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It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Not Particularly, No...

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Not Particularly, No...
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Dear athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a moth learn innuendo? - Matty Malaprop

Welcome to Television Circa 2013

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Welcome to Television Circa 2013
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Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

Meohmygod...

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Meohmygod...
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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop