-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop
What? No, I wasn't being creepy! I mean, have you seen her performance in Hard Candy? She's really quite fantastic in that film! - Matty Malaprop
It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
Dear athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a moth learn innuendo? - Matty Malaprop
Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop
Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop
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