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camping classic double meaning homophones in in tents intense literalism tents trip - 6425281536
By xyzpdq1
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I mean, have you ever tried camping sans tent? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. #MontananWisdom - Matty Malaprop

apple cider double meaning homophones in information insider literalism - 5597014528
Via: Cup of Joe Show
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After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

bread cliché double meaning horse in inbred literalism - 6414673152
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

books boys double meaning exist existence Hall of Fame in literalism only perfect - 6120571136
Via: Reddit
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I mean, I end up buried under a pile of books at least three times a week since I tend to run into my bookcase while trying to put on pants on a hyper-regular basis. - Matty Malaprop

admiral fell homophone in inn name - 6036781312
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In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop