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bread,cliché,double meaning,horse,in,inbred,literalism
By xyzpdq1
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

umbrella,in,frankenstein,similar sounding,literalism,frankenstorm
By Unknown
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(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop

band,double meaning,in,link,linkin park,literalism,name,park
By -Nayce
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It's kinda like that Flash game "Achievement Unlocked!" Except it's not fun and you can only click one thing and it's soundtracked by one of the worst "rap-rock" bands to ever exist. Oh f*ing boy. - Matty Malaprop

Dr Mario,eye,gold,goldeneye,in,literalism,nintendo,rare,video game
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Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop

cliché,double meaning,homophones,in,link,linkin park,literalism,park,rage comic,Rage Comics,the legend of zelda
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Apparently the Derp who made this rage comic didn't bother checking our archives... but I'm flattered he felt compelled to send it here first! - Matty Malaprop

ä,abbreviation,double meaning,expletive,f,f-ing,in,literalism,within
By Tyalie
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It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

bread,double meaning,homophones,in,inbred,jack russell terrier,literalism
Via: Reddit
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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

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