Maybe He Pressed Jobs Too Hard?

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Maybe He Pressed Jobs Too Hard?
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After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

'NSYNC

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'NSYNC
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They washed it that way. APPARENTLY THE BACKSTREET BOYS AND 'NSYNC ARE NOT THE SAME THING WHO KNEW???? - Matty Malaprop

Cuz Dime-ins Are a Girl's Best Friend

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Cuz Dime-ins Are a Girl's Best Friend
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In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

Guess That Makes Me Perfect, Then

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Guess That Makes Me Perfect, Then
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I mean, I end up buried under a pile of books at least three times a week since I tend to run into my bookcase while trying to put on pants on a hyper-regular basis. - Matty Malaprop

In the End, The Pun is Still a Cliché

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In the End, The Pun is Still a Cliché
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Apparently the Derp who made this rage comic didn't bother checking our archives... but I'm flattered he felt compelled to send it here first! - Matty Malaprop