In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop
A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop
SERIOUSLY J-TIMBS WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE US A FUTURE-FUTURESEX WE'VE BEEN WAITING 5EVA!!!!11!!!!1! - Matty Malaprop
Apparently the Derp who made this rage comic didn't bother checking our archives... but I'm flattered he felt compelled to send it here first! - Matty Malaprop
(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop
After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop
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