Because They've Clearly Never Listened to the Band D*shwäsher Before

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question,in,n sync,answer,directions,similar sounding,sink,homophones
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You know, D*shwäsher, the Hungarian ambient post-kraut post-hardcore post-rock band with the four flautists! - Matty Malaprop

FRANK-IN-STORM

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umbrella,in,frankenstein,similar sounding,literalism,frankenstorm
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(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Kinda Creepy Restaurant Establishment

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double meaning,in,literalism,sketchy,slide,tip,weird
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So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop

Frankenstein

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danny devito,frank,frankenstein,homophone,homophones,in,its-always-sunny-in-phil,its always sunny in philadelphia,literalism,stein
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The most telling thing about this, I think, is that when Frank's in stein, he's his own monster. OH MY GOD SO META AND DEEEEEEEP. - Matty Malaprop

It's Always Sunny at ROFLrazzi!

SMP CLASSIC: Could it Really Be Any Other Way?

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camping,classic,double meaning,homophones,in,in tents,intense,literalism,tents,trip
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I mean, have you ever tried camping sans tent? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. #MontananWisdom - Matty Malaprop

Well At Least He's Foal of Nutrients!

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bread,cliché,double meaning,horse,in,inbred,literalism
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

'NSYNC

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Hall of Fame,homophone,in,literalism,nsync,similar sounding,sink,sync
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They washed it that way. APPARENTLY THE BACKSTREET BOYS AND 'NSYNC ARE NOT THE SAME THING WHO KNEW???? - Matty Malaprop