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camping classic double meaning homophones in in tents intense literalism tents trip - 6425281536
By xyzpdq1
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I mean, have you ever tried camping sans tent? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. #MontananWisdom - Matty Malaprop

bread cliché double meaning horse in inbred literalism - 6414673152
By xyzpdq1
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

bread double meaning homophones in inbred jack russell terrier literalism - 6234851328
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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

umbrella in frankenstein similar sounding literalism frankenstorm - 6729367296
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(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop

question in n sync answer directions similar sounding sink homophones - 6897890560
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You know, D*shwäsher, the Hungarian ambient post-kraut post-hardcore post-rock band with the four flautists! - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame homophone in literalism nsync similar sounding sink sync - 6307321600
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They washed it that way. APPARENTLY THE BACKSTREET BOYS AND 'NSYNC ARE NOT THE SAME THING WHO KNEW???? - Matty Malaprop