SMP CLASSIC: Could it Really Be Any Other Way?

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SMP CLASSIC: Could it Really Be Any Other Way?
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I mean, have you ever tried camping sans tent? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. #MontananWisdom - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Pressed Jobs Too Hard?

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Maybe He Pressed Jobs Too Hard?
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After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

FRANK-IN-STORM

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FRANK-IN-STORM
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(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop

That's Sadly Not Enough to Reserve a John Wilkes Booth...

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That's Sadly Not Enough to Reserve a John Wilkes Booth...
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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

Let's Hope He Knows How to Swim Then!

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Let's Hope He Knows How to Swim Then!
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In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop