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So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop

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Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop

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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

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In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop

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(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop

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Apparently the Derp who made this rage comic didn't bother checking our archives... but I'm flattered he felt compelled to send it here first! - Matty Malaprop

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