Just in Time... Unlike his next LP

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SERIOUSLY J-TIMBS WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE US A FUTURE-FUTURESEX WE'VE BEEN WAITING 5EVA!!!!11!!!!1! - Matty Malaprop

That's Sadly Not Enough to Reserve a John Wilkes Booth...

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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

An Inbred Jack Russell Terrier...

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bread,double meaning,homophones,in,inbred,jack russell terrier,literalism
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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

Because They've Clearly Never Listened to the Band D*shwäsher Before

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question,in,n sync,answer,directions,similar sounding,sink,homophones
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You know, D*shwäsher, the Hungarian ambient post-kraut post-hardcore post-rock band with the four flautists! - Matty Malaprop

Cuz Dime-ins Are a Girl's Best Friend

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In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

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