An Inbred Jack Russell Terrier...

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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

Let's Hope He Knows How to Swim Then!

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In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop

F'in A

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It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

One Step Closer to the Hedge

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It's kinda like that Flash game "Achievement Unlocked!" Except it's not fun and you can only click one thing and it's soundtracked by one of the worst "rap-rock" bands to ever exist. Oh f*ing boy. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Pressed Jobs Too Hard?

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After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop