ICWUDT Happy Chair Holdover

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ICWUDT Happy Chair Holdover
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(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop

He Couldn't Have Picked a Better House Comic

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He Couldn't Have Picked a Better House Comic
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The man has a doctorate in making people laugh, you know. - Matty Malaprop

He's a Vermin to the Medical Field

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He's a Vermin to the Medical Field
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... which I guess means his first child will be Mini House? - Matty Malaprop

Drinks Are on the House Tonight!

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Drinks Are on the House Tonight!
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Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop

Four (Pills) on the Floor

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Four (Pills) on the Floor
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And when he dies and is cremated, everyone will pull a genre-based 180 and somberly sing "Burning Down the House" in his honor. - Matty Malaprop

This is Why You Shouldn't Do Drugs, Friends

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This is Why You Shouldn't Do Drugs, Friends
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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

House Party

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House Party View Fullscreen
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Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop