Please, Bring Our Sailors Home

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Please, Bring Our Sailors Home
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My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop

Define "Fun..."

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Define "Fun..."
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By fun, do you perhaps mean "the stuff nightmares are made of?" - Matty Malaprop

You Has a What Now?

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You Has a What Now?
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I'd stay away from that truck if I were you; you might contract lupus if you touch it. - Matty Malaprop

He Couldn't Have Picked a Better House Comic

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He Couldn't Have Picked a Better House Comic
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The man has a doctorate in making people laugh, you know. - Matty Malaprop

This is Why You Shouldn't Do Drugs, Friends

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This is Why You Shouldn't Do Drugs, Friends
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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

Drinks Are on the House Tonight!

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Drinks Are on the House Tonight!
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Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop