Four (Pills) on the Floor

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Four (Pills) on the Floor
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And when he dies and is cremated, everyone will pull a genre-based 180 and somberly sing "Burning Down the House" in his honor. - Matty Malaprop

He's a Vermin to the Medical Field

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He's a Vermin to the Medical Field
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... which I guess means his first child will be Mini House? - Matty Malaprop

He Couldn't Have Picked a Better House Comic

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He Couldn't Have Picked a Better House Comic
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The man has a doctorate in making people laugh, you know. - Matty Malaprop

You Has a What Now?

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You Has a What Now?
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I'd stay away from that truck if I were you; you might contract lupus if you touch it. - Matty Malaprop

Define "Fun..."

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Define "Fun..."
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By fun, do you perhaps mean "the stuff nightmares are made of?" - Matty Malaprop

This is Why You Shouldn't Do Drugs, Friends

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This is Why You Shouldn't Do Drugs, Friends
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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop