Four (Pills) on the Floor

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Four (Pills) on the Floor
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And when he dies and is cremated, everyone will pull a genre-based 180 and somberly sing "Burning Down the House" in his honor. - Matty Malaprop

Everyone Should Sing Along

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Everyone Should Sing Along
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Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

Gingerbread House

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Gingerbread House
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In fairness, I imagine this was a bit easier to create than your typical candied castle. More full of drama and tension, too! - Matty Malaprop

You Has a What Now?

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You Has a What Now?
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I'd stay away from that truck if I were you; you might contract lupus if you touch it. - Matty Malaprop

He Couldn't Have Picked a Better House Comic

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He Couldn't Have Picked a Better House Comic
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The man has a doctorate in making people laugh, you know. - Matty Malaprop

Drinks Are on the House Tonight!

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Drinks Are on the House Tonight!
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Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop

The Only House I Ever Want to Be Sorted Into

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The Only House I Ever Want to Be Sorted Into
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Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop