Please, Bring Our Sailors Home

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description,double meaning,house,light,lighthouse,literalism,weight
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My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop

Everyone Should Sing Along

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arhaus,brand,Hall of Fame,homophones,house,literalism,madness,name,our,similar sounding,song
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Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

Seems Pretty Binary to Me

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gryffindor,Harry Potter,homophone,house,indoor,opposites,outdoor,suffix
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Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

House Party

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gifs,house,hugh laurie,literalism,Party,house party
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Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop

The Only House I Ever Want to Be Sorted Into

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Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,house,houses,literalism,prefix,similar sounding,sloth,slytherin,snape
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Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop

He Couldn't Have Picked a Better House Comic

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conan,Hall of Fame,hilarious,house,hugh laurie,similar sounding
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The man has a doctorate in making people laugh, you know. - Matty Malaprop