Seems Pretty Binary to Me

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gryffindor,Harry Potter,homophone,house,indoor,opposites,outdoor,suffix
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Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

Four (Pills) on the Floor

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double meaning,house,house music,hugh laurie,literalism,Music
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And when he dies and is cremated, everyone will pull a genre-based 180 and somberly sing "Burning Down the House" in his honor. - Matty Malaprop

This is Why You Shouldn't Do Drugs, Friends

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stoned,house,accident,rock,literalism,stone,Party
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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

House Party

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gifs,house,hugh laurie,literalism,Party,house party View Fullscreen
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Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop

Everyone Should Sing Along

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arhaus,brand,Hall of Fame,homophones,house,literalism,madness,name,our,similar sounding,song
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Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

Define "Fun..."

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fun,Fun House,Hall of Fame,happy,house,nonsensical,smiling
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By fun, do you perhaps mean "the stuff nightmares are made of?" - Matty Malaprop

He's a Vermin to the Medical Field

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combination,house,juxtaposition,literalism,mickey mouse
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... which I guess means his first child will be Mini House? - Matty Malaprop

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