Seems Pretty Binary to Me

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Seems Pretty Binary to Me
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Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

You Has a What Now?

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You Has a What Now?
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I'd stay away from that truck if I were you; you might contract lupus if you touch it. - Matty Malaprop

Please, Bring Our Sailors Home

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Please, Bring Our Sailors Home
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My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop

Define "Fun..."

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Define "Fun..."
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By fun, do you perhaps mean "the stuff nightmares are made of?" - Matty Malaprop

The Only House I Ever Want to Be Sorted Into

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The Only House I Ever Want to Be Sorted Into
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Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop

This is Why You Shouldn't Do Drugs, Friends

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This is Why You Shouldn't Do Drugs, Friends
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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop