Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop
Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop
As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop
Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop
And when he dies and is cremated, everyone will pull a genre-based 180 and somberly sing "Burning Down the House" in his honor. - Matty Malaprop
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