The Only House I Ever Want to Be Sorted Into

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Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,house,houses,literalism,prefix,similar sounding,sloth,slytherin,snape
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Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop

Seems Pretty Binary to Me

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gryffindor,Harry Potter,homophone,house,indoor,opposites,outdoor,suffix
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Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

This is Why You Shouldn't Do Drugs, Friends

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stoned,house,accident,rock,literalism,stone,Party
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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

Everyone Should Sing Along

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arhaus,brand,Hall of Fame,homophones,house,literalism,madness,name,our,similar sounding,song
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Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

Four (Pills) on the Floor

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double meaning,house,house music,hugh laurie,literalism,Music
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And when he dies and is cremated, everyone will pull a genre-based 180 and somberly sing "Burning Down the House" in his honor. - Matty Malaprop

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