And it was precisely then that poor little Susie developed her longstanding case of Iatrophobia. - Matty Malaprop
Thanks punmaster Magician_at_large for finding the source for this comic!
... which I guess means his first child will be Mini House? - Matty Malaprop
By fun, do you perhaps mean "the stuff nightmares are made of?" - Matty Malaprop
Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop
As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop
Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop