Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop
My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop
As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop
By fun, do you perhaps mean "the stuff nightmares are made of?" - Matty Malaprop
I'd stay away from that truck if I were you; you might contract lupus if you touch it. - Matty Malaprop
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