This is Why You Shouldn't Do Drugs, Friends

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stoned,house,accident,rock,literalism,stone,Party
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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

Drinks Are on the House Tonight!

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double meaning,drinks,house,idiom,literalism,misinterpretation,on the house
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Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop

Define "Fun..."

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fun,Fun House,Hall of Fame,happy,house,nonsensical,smiling
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By fun, do you perhaps mean "the stuff nightmares are made of?" - Matty Malaprop

The Only House I Ever Want to Be Sorted Into

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Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,house,houses,literalism,prefix,similar sounding,sloth,slytherin,snape
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Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop

House Party

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gifs,house,hugh laurie,literalism,Party,house party
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Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop

Seems Pretty Binary to Me

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gryffindor,Harry Potter,homophone,house,indoor,opposites,outdoor,suffix
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Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Surprised it Wasn't Lupus

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house,literalism,playing house,double meaning
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And it was precisely then that poor little Susie developed her longstanding case of Iatrophobia. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks punmaster Magician_at_large for finding the source for this comic!