Seems Pretty Binary to Me

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Seems Pretty Binary to Me
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Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

Please, Bring Our Sailors Home

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Please, Bring Our Sailors Home
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My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop

House Party

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House Party View Fullscreen
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Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop

Gingerbread House

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Gingerbread House
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In fairness, I imagine this was a bit easier to create than your typical candied castle. More full of drama and tension, too! - Matty Malaprop

I'm Surprised it Wasn't Lupus

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I'm Surprised it Wasn't Lupus
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And it was precisely then that poor little Susie developed her longstanding case of Iatrophobia. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks punmaster Magician_at_large for finding the source for this comic!

ICWUDT Happy Chair Holdover

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ICWUDT Happy Chair Holdover
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(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop