Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop
The man has a doctorate in making people laugh, you know. - Matty Malaprop
And it was precisely then that poor little Susie developed her longstanding case of Iatrophobia. - Matty Malaprop
Thanks punmaster Magician_at_large for finding the source for this comic!
Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop
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