As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop
Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop
By fun, do you perhaps mean "the stuff nightmares are made of?" - Matty Malaprop
Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop
Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop
Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop
And it was precisely then that poor little Susie developed her longstanding case of Iatrophobia. - Matty Malaprop
Thanks punmaster Magician_at_large for finding the source for this comic!
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