ICWUDT Happy Chair Holdover

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face,Hall of Fame,happy chair is happy,house,literalism,optical illusion,resemblance,shape,smile
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(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop

You Has a What Now?

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britishism,diagnosis,double meaning,house,hugh laurie,literalism,lorry,lupus,similar sounding
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I'd stay away from that truck if I were you; you might contract lupus if you touch it. - Matty Malaprop

Everyone Should Sing Along

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arhaus,brand,Hall of Fame,homophones,house,literalism,madness,name,our,similar sounding,song
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Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

Drinks Are on the House Tonight!

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double meaning,drinks,house,idiom,literalism,misinterpretation,on the house
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Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop

I'm Surprised it Wasn't Lupus

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house,literalism,playing house,double meaning
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And it was precisely then that poor little Susie developed her longstanding case of Iatrophobia. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks punmaster Magician_at_large for finding the source for this comic!

He Couldn't Have Picked a Better House Comic

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conan,Hall of Fame,hilarious,house,hugh laurie,similar sounding
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The man has a doctorate in making people laugh, you know. - Matty Malaprop

Please, Bring Our Sailors Home

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description,double meaning,house,light,lighthouse,literalism,weight
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My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop