He's a Vermin to the Medical Field

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He's a Vermin to the Medical Field
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... which I guess means his first child will be Mini House? - Matty Malaprop

Please, Bring Our Sailors Home

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Please, Bring Our Sailors Home
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My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop

Define "Fun..."

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Define "Fun..."
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By fun, do you perhaps mean "the stuff nightmares are made of?" - Matty Malaprop

House Party

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House Party View Fullscreen
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Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop

Seems Pretty Binary to Me

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Seems Pretty Binary to Me
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Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

The Only House I Ever Want to Be Sorted Into

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The Only House I Ever Want to Be Sorted Into
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Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop