Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop
My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop
Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop
In fairness, I imagine this was a bit easier to create than your typical candied castle. More full of drama and tension, too! - Matty Malaprop
And it was precisely then that poor little Susie developed her longstanding case of Iatrophobia. - Matty Malaprop
Thanks punmaster Magician_at_large for finding the source for this comic!
(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop
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