... which I guess means his first child will be Mini House? - Matty Malaprop
My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop
By fun, do you perhaps mean "the stuff nightmares are made of?" - Matty Malaprop
Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop
Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop
Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop
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