My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop
Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop
As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop
And when he dies and is cremated, everyone will pull a genre-based 180 and somberly sing "Burning Down the House" in his honor. - Matty Malaprop
The man has a doctorate in making people laugh, you know. - Matty Malaprop
... which I guess means his first child will be Mini House? - Matty Malaprop
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