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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

house,literalism,playing house,double meaning
Via: DirtPony
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And it was precisely then that poor little Susie developed her longstanding case of Iatrophobia. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks punmaster Magician_at_large for finding the source for this comic!

britishism,diagnosis,double meaning,house,hugh laurie,literalism,lorry,lupus,similar sounding
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I'd stay away from that truck if I were you; you might contract lupus if you touch it. - Matty Malaprop

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Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

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