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Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

And it was precisely then that poor little Susie developed her longstanding case of Iatrophobia. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks punmaster Magician_at_large for finding the source for this comic!

Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop

By fun, do you perhaps mean "the stuff nightmares are made of?" - Matty Malaprop

In fairness, I imagine this was a bit easier to create than your typical candied castle. More full of drama and tension, too! - Matty Malaprop

Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop

My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop

I'd stay away from that truck if I were you; you might contract lupus if you touch it. - Matty Malaprop

Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop

(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop

And when he dies and is cremated, everyone will pull a genre-based 180 and somberly sing "Burning Down the House" in his honor. - Matty Malaprop

The man has a doctorate in making people laugh, you know. - Matty Malaprop