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A house is not a home, but it could be. Just needs a bit of imagination an interior decorator and someone to check out that wacky feng shui you have going on. To help you get there, find some light in the dark and hilarity in the work ahead with some hilarious home memes and jokes.

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(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop

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And when he dies and is cremated, everyone will pull a genre-based 180 and somberly sing "Burning Down the House" in his honor. - Matty Malaprop

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I'd stay away from that truck if I were you; you might contract lupus if you touch it. - Matty Malaprop

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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

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By fun, do you perhaps mean "the stuff nightmares are made of?" - Matty Malaprop

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Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop

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Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop

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By Amy (Via Foxtrot)
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In fairness, I imagine this was a bit easier to create than your typical candied castle. More full of drama and tension, too! - Matty Malaprop

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My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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... which I guess means his first child will be Mini House? - Matty Malaprop

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Via DirtPony
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And it was precisely then that poor little Susie developed her longstanding case of Iatrophobia. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks punmaster Magician_at_large for finding the source for this comic!

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By Drueskiii
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Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop