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combination house juxtaposition literalism mickey mouse - 4889548288
By xyzpdq1
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... which I guess means his first child will be Mini House? - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop

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Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop

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By Drueskiii
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Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop

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I'd stay away from that truck if I were you; you might contract lupus if you touch it. - Matty Malaprop

fun Fun House Hall of Fame happy house nonsensical smiling - 5977266688
By xyzpdq1
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By fun, do you perhaps mean "the stuff nightmares are made of?" - Matty Malaprop

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(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop

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Via DirtPony
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And it was precisely then that poor little Susie developed her longstanding case of Iatrophobia. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks punmaster Magician_at_large for finding the source for this comic!

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My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop

arhaus brand Hall of Fame homophones house literalism madness name our similar sounding song - 5275215616
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Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

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And when he dies and is cremated, everyone will pull a genre-based 180 and somberly sing "Burning Down the House" in his honor. - Matty Malaprop