But My Arms Are Getting Tired!

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Hall of Fame,hold,hold your horses,holding,horse,horses,idiom,literalism
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Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop

Well, This Escalated Quickly...

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alpaca,animal puns,animals,bear,elephant,giraffes,hawk,horse,koala,lion,minnow,Owl,variations on a theme
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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

Rocking Horse

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He got his start by touring in a desert, though that was before he had any kind of name in the business. - Matty Malaprop

Who Watches the Watch Manes?

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He may seem heartless and cold, but underneath the mask he's just a sad little ginger colt who only wants to be loved. - Matty Malaprop

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