Sea Horse

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Sea Horse
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Except, you know, this one doesn't spew sperm-esque babies from its abdomen, so I guess that makes it clearly superior? - Matty Malaprop

Lost Money on a Horse

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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

Horse Fly

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Horse Fly
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Well I've seen a dragonfly, and I've seen a housefly... (cue infectiously catchy song from Dumbo here...) - Matty Malaprop

Fie! Fie!

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Fie! Fie!
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Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

Sarah Jessica Parkour

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Sarah Jessica Parkour
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop

But My Arms Are Getting Tired!

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But My Arms Are Getting Tired!
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Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop