Your Throat Must Be Foal of Phlegm...

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Your Throat Must Be Foal of Phlegm...
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Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop

You Might be Catching a Colt

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You Might be Catching a Colt
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I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop

Who Watches the Watch Manes?

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Who Watches the Watch Manes?
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He may seem heartless and cold, but underneath the mask he's just a sad little ginger colt who only wants to be loved. - Matty Malaprop

He's Definitely The Sideshow's Mane Coarse

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He's Definitely The Sideshow's Mane Coarse
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Some people find Ed's act repulsive, but I'd argue that in fact it's a work of shear genius. - Matty Malaprop