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Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop

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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Void Pie
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Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop

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