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horse,jumping,parkour,sarah jessica parker,similar sounding,surname
By xyzpdq1
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop

horsefly,horse,fly,shoop,combination,literalism,double meaning
By scobra
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Well I've seen a dragonfly, and I've seen a housefly... (cue infectiously catchy song from Dumbo here...) - Matty Malaprop

horse,parking,resemblance,sarah jessica parker,suffix,surname
By xyzpdq1
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Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop

classic,doctors,emergency room,horse,prognosis,stable
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To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame,hold,hold your horses,holding,horse,horses,idiom,literalism
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Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop

accident,condition,described,double meaning,Hall of Fame,horse,horses,hospitalized,lolwut,plastic,stable
By xyzpdq1
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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

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