Lost Money on a Horse

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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

You Might be Catching a Colt

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You Might be Catching a Colt
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I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop

Horse Fly

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Horse Fly
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Well I've seen a dragonfly, and I've seen a housefly... (cue infectiously catchy song from Dumbo here...) - Matty Malaprop

Rocking Horse

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Rocking Horse
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He got his start by touring in a desert, though that was before he had any kind of name in the business. - Matty Malaprop

A Horse With No Name

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A Horse With No Name
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It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop