horse

A small horse
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop

Horse-Drawn Horse-Drawn Carriage
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

OMG U GUIZ IT'S A HORSE-DRAWN HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Okay fine so maybe it's not that funny but I still chuckled so screw all of you! - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
By xyzpdq1
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

Nominated for the Best Astress Horscar
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Two beloved butts to Trey and Matt jokes, together in one fanfare-laden film! - Matty Malaprop

By bmelzow
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop

horsing around
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop