Lost Money on a Horse

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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

Who Watches the Watch Manes?

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Who Watches the Watch Manes?
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He may seem heartless and cold, but underneath the mask he's just a sad little ginger colt who only wants to be loved. - Matty Malaprop

He's Definitely The Sideshow's Mane Coarse

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He's Definitely The Sideshow's Mane Coarse
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Some people find Ed's act repulsive, but I'd argue that in fact it's a work of shear genius. - Matty Malaprop

Horse Fly

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Horse Fly
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Well I've seen a dragonfly, and I've seen a housefly... (cue infectiously catchy song from Dumbo here...) - Matty Malaprop