Except, you know, this one doesn't spew sperm-esque babies from its abdomen, so I guess that makes it clearly superior? - Matty Malaprop
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Well I've seen a dragonfly, and I've seen a housefly... (cue infectiously catchy song from Dumbo here...) - Matty Malaprop
Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop
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