Best Medical Report Ever

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accident,condition,described,double meaning,Hall of Fame,horse,horses,hospitalized,lolwut,plastic,stable
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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

Sarah Jessica Parkour

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horse,jumping,parkour,sarah jessica parker,similar sounding,surname
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop

It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track

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a head,ahead,Hall of Fame,head,homophones,horse,Horse Racing,literalism,racing,space,the headless horseman
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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

Rocking Horse

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double meaning,guitar,horse,literalism,rock,rocking,rocking horse
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He got his start by touring in a desert, though that was before he had any kind of name in the business. - Matty Malaprop

Pretty Soon That Horse Won't Even Remember His Name

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double meaning,high,high horse,horse,literalism
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But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop