Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop
I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop
Well I've seen a dragonfly, and I've seen a housefly... (cue infectiously catchy song from Dumbo here...) - Matty Malaprop
Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop
Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop
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