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Hall of Fame,hold,hold your horses,holding,horse,horses,idiom,literalism
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Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,high,high horse,horse,literalism
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But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

title,a horse with no name,song,literalism,america,no,double meaning,name,horse
By bmelzow
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It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop

cannot,double meaning,excuse,hoarse,homophone,horse,literalism,reason,talk
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Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop

horse,jumping,parkour,sarah jessica parker,similar sounding,surname
By xyzpdq1
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop

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