SMP CLASSIC: He Was Quite Foal of it, If You Will

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SMP CLASSIC: He Was Quite Foal of it, If You Will
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To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop

Sarah Jessica Parkour

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Sarah Jessica Parkour
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop

Sea Horse

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Sea Horse
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Except, you know, this one doesn't spew sperm-esque babies from its abdomen, so I guess that makes it clearly superior? - Matty Malaprop

Who Watches the Watch Manes?

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Who Watches the Watch Manes?
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He may seem heartless and cold, but underneath the mask he's just a sad little ginger colt who only wants to be loved. - Matty Malaprop

A Horse With No Name

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A Horse With No Name
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It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop

It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track

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It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track
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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop