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Via: Endless Origami
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But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

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He may seem heartless and cold, but underneath the mask he's just a sad little ginger colt who only wants to be loved. - Matty Malaprop

insulted Hey lolwut insult horse hay is for horses - 6819472384
Via: Void Pie
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Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

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To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop