Pretty Soon That Horse Won't Even Remember His Name

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double meaning,high,high horse,horse,literalism
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But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

Sea Horse

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flippers,goggles,horse,intertube,literalism,sea,seahorse,snorkel
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Except, you know, this one doesn't spew sperm-esque babies from its abdomen, so I guess that makes it clearly superior? - Matty Malaprop

Fie! Fie!

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Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

Best Medical Report Ever

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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop