Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop
Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop
OMG U GUIZ IT'S A HORSE-DRAWN HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Okay fine so maybe it's not that funny but I still chuckled so screw all of you! - Matty Malaprop
Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop
Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop
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