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accident condition described double meaning Hall of Fame horse horses hospitalized lolwut plastic stable - 4910427648
By xyzpdq1
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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

a head ahead Hall of Fame head homophones horse Horse Racing literalism racing space the headless horseman - 6408940544
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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

classic doctors emergency room horse prognosis stable - 6492737280
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To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame hold hold your horses holding horse horses idiom literalism - 5176285184
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Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop