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Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop

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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

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But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop