It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track

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It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track
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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

Sarah Jessica Parkour

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Sarah Jessica Parkour
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop

Really Takes the Movie to a Whole New Level, Don'tcha Think?

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Really Takes the Movie to a Whole New Level, Don'tcha Think?
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Two beloved butts to Trey and Matt jokes, together in one fanfare-laden film! - Matty Malaprop

Who Watches the Watch Manes?

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Who Watches the Watch Manes?
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He may seem heartless and cold, but underneath the mask he's just a sad little ginger colt who only wants to be loved. - Matty Malaprop