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Surrealiously you guys, that's the only appropriate reaction to such an incident in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

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By MajorKpopper (Via: Irene Kale)
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... or this is your drugs on a cranium, depending on whether you have predilection for keeping your pot in a pot or not. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Punblr
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The peasants are revolting? You can say that again. #PunsILearnedFromWizardOfId - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Sure, it's never mentioned EXPLICITLY in the series, but it's practically a bullet point in the plot line of every episode! - Matty Malaprop

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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop