I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop
... or this is your drugs on a cranium, depending on whether you have predilection for keeping your pot in a pot or not. - Matty Malaprop
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Be keffiyeh what you wish for, tie. You just might get it. - Matty Malaprop
The peasants are revolting? You can say that again. #PunsILearnedFromWizardOfId - Matty Malaprop
And here in one picture we have basically everything I hate about the Internet. I'll let you guys extrapolate from that statement as you wish. - Matty Malaprop
But when the joke finally clicked with me, I was all like "yaoi!" - Matty Malaprop
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