The Truest of All Headcanons

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cannon,head,headcanon,literalism,homophone
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Sure, it's never mentioned EXPLICITLY in the series, but it's practically a bullet point in the plot line of every episode! - Matty Malaprop

I'd Probably Zebra My Rear Over it Too

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cocking,double meaning,floating,giant,head,literalism,lolwut,sandwich
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Surrealiously you guys, that's the only appropriate reaction to such an incident in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

Good Game. Good Pun. Great Combo.

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ahead,card game,cards,double meaning,game,guillotine,head,literalism,spacing
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The peasants are revolting? You can say that again. #PunsILearnedFromWizardOfId - Matty Malaprop

Head Over Heels

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standing,head over heels,Twist Ending,heels,head,lolwut,literalism
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I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop