THIS IS YOUR CRANIUM ON DRUGS

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... or this is your drugs on a cranium, depending on whether you have predilection for keeping your pot in a pot or not. - Matty Malaprop

Head Over Heels

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I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

Good Game. Good Pun. Great Combo.

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The peasants are revolting? You can say that again. #PunsILearnedFromWizardOfId - Matty Malaprop

And More Than a Little Creepy

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And here in one picture we have basically everything I hate about the Internet. I'll let you guys extrapolate from that statement as you wish. - Matty Malaprop