Ain't no hawk that hawk thinks like this hawky hawk. - Matty Malaprop
The peasants are revolting? You can say that again. #PunsILearnedFromWizardOfId - Matty Malaprop
I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop
And here in one picture we have basically everything I hate about the Internet. I'll let you guys extrapolate from that statement as you wish. - Matty Malaprop
Black Ranger never was the Alpha of the group, but he always did know how to put a smile ZordON everyone's face! - Matty Malaprop
The change from prospector to inspector isn't the most subtle change I've ever seen... (thanks to Punmaster rostama for the prospector-inspector bit!) - Matty Malaprop
Be keffiyeh what you wish for, tie. You just might get it. - Matty Malaprop
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