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It's time to get A-head in life. The head is such an abstract idea, it comes in so many forms. Even the foamy stuff on top of beer. So to put some better ideas in that noggin', make sure your's is on straight, that's a good start.

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... or this is your drugs on a cranium, depending on whether you have predilection for keeping your pot in a pot or not. - Matty Malaprop

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The peasants are revolting? You can say that again. #PunsILearnedFromWizardOfId - Matty Malaprop

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The change from prospector to inspector isn't the most subtle change I've ever seen... (thanks to Punmaster rostama for the prospector-inspector bit!) - Matty Malaprop

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Black Ranger never was the Alpha of the group, but he always did know how to put a smile ZordON everyone's face! - Matty Malaprop

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Surrealiously you guys, that's the only appropriate reaction to such an incident in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

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Sure, it's never mentioned EXPLICITLY in the series, but it's practically a bullet point in the plot line of every episode! - Matty Malaprop

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And here in one picture we have basically everything I hate about the Internet. I'll let you guys extrapolate from that statement as you wish. - Matty Malaprop

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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop