The peasants are revolting? You can say that again. #PunsILearnedFromWizardOfId - Matty Malaprop
It's time to get A-head in life. The head is such an abstract idea, it comes in so many forms. Even the foamy stuff on top of beer. So to put some better ideas in that noggin', make sure your's is on straight, that's a good start.
I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop
Black Ranger never was the Alpha of the group, but he always did know how to put a smile ZordON everyone's face! - Matty Malaprop
I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop
... or this is your drugs on a cranium, depending on whether you have predilection for keeping your pot in a pot or not. - Matty Malaprop