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What Don doesn't know yet is Sarah's going to return the favor by buying him a fedora, to express the fact that she's completely fed(ora)-up with his punny behavior. - Matty Malaprop

Many thanks to punmaster cgimusic for finding the source for this post!

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Thanks to his military training, he knows never to shoot at a culprit until he sees the egg whites of their eyes. - Matty Malaprop

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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

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