It Also Makes You Look Adorabowler!

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It Also Makes You Look Adorabowler!
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What Don doesn't know yet is Sarah's going to return the favor by buying him a fedora, to express the fact that she's completely fed(ora)-up with his punny behavior. - Matty Malaprop

Many thanks to punmaster cgimusic for finding the source for this post!

She's Off to the Races

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She's Off to the Races
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... or he. I've never fully understood the gendering of Furbies, so... - Matty Malaprop

He Just Wants the Facts, Yolks

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He Just Wants the Facts, Yolks
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Thanks to his military training, he knows never to shoot at a culprit until he sees the egg whites of their eyes. - Matty Malaprop

I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...

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I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...
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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop