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I tip my hat to you, and have a wonderful day. Where are the days where people used to talk with such dignity and respect. Now it's all MAGA this and Save the Planet that. Why not just go back to good old fashion headgear. You know, to cover that massive bald patch you pretend you don't have.

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Thanks to his military training, he knows never to shoot at a culprit until he sees the egg whites of their eyes. - Matty Malaprop

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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

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What Don doesn't know yet is Sarah's going to return the favor by buying him a fedora, to express the fact that she's completely fed(ora)-up with his punny behavior. - Matty Malaprop

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... or he. I've never fully understood the gendering of Furbies, so... - Matty Malaprop