Hand Soap

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Hall of Fame,hand,hand soap,hands,literalism,punception,shape,soap
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... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop

John Handcock

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john hancock,hand,chicken,added letter,literalism
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With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop

He Wants to Touch Your Turtleneck

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,hand,innuendo,jobs,literalism,steve jobs
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Yes, yes, I did just use "turtleneck" as an innuendo. YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT, PUNK?? - Matty Malaprop

Hand Soap

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double meaning,hand,hand soap,literalism,shape,soap
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There's something strange about this soap, but I can't quite put my finger on it... - Matty Malaprop

It's the Most Important Kind of Flush

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cards,courtesy,courtesy flush,double meaning,flush,hand,literalism,poker,royal
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Whether in the bathroom or in life in general, courtesy is always king (-high, or Ace high in the most ideal of circumstances). - Matty Malaprop