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Ever look at your hand and wonder how something so incredible could have been created? This is hands down the best place to find anything funny and 'punny' about hands. So if you've ever asked yourself which hand would be best to write with, the answer is neither you should write with a pen what's the matter with you?

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Hand Soap

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... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop

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It's the Most Important Kind of Flush

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Whether in the bathroom or in life in general, courtesy is always king (-high, or Ace high in the most ideal of circumstances). - Matty Malaprop

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Untitled

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Hand Soap

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There's something strange about this soap, but I can't quite put my finger on it... - Matty Malaprop

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He Wants to Touch Your Turtleneck

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Yes, yes, I did just use "turtleneck" as an innuendo. YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT, PUNK?? - Matty Malaprop

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My Favorite Neil Diamond Song

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Wait... are you trying to tell me that song isn't about delicious pork-based noms? That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

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He's a Big Fan of Wares That Don't Cost an Arm and a Leg

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Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

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John Handcock

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With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop

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But How Fast Can He Make the Kessel Run?

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Before you even ask; yes, he high-fived first. - Matty Malaprop

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Hooray... Friendship...

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My guess is that they were only trying to lend Christopher a helping hand, though something tells me he's perfectly capable of handling the situation himself. - Matty Malaprop

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