freddie mercury

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I'mma just say it: The Lion King would have been a million times better if Queen had done the soundtrack instead of Elton John. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Reddit
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Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

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Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

Queen Sucks
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After a day at the races, there's nothing more satisfying than an afternoon spent tidying up around the house. That's not actually a true statement at all, but I couldn't figure out how else to fit a Queen pun into this write-up. - Matty Malaprop

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Impressive. But can you draw a little silhouette of a man? - Matty Malaprop

Fred Mercury
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It's my birthday tomorrow, boys and girls. Buy me this shirt as a prezzie plz? - Matty Malaprop