Photographic Evidence of Water on Mercury

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Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

Queen of Draw Something!

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Impressive. But can you draw a little silhouette of a man? - Matty Malaprop

The Lion Queen!

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Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

Warrior Queen

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When "Don't Stop Me Now" becomes "Can't Stop Me Now." - Matty Malaprop

The Only Factual Way to Say Queen Sucks

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After a day at the races, there's nothing more satisfying than an afternoon spent tidying up around the house. That's not actually a true statement at all, but I couldn't figure out how else to fit a Queen pun into this write-up. - Matty Malaprop

Queen of the Elements!

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Caution: Contents are under pressure. - Matty Malaprop

Class is in session at the School of Fail!

Freddie Mercury

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It's my birthday tomorrow, boys and girls. Buy me this shirt as a prezzie plz? - Matty Malaprop