Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop
Impressive. But can you draw a little silhouette of a man? - Matty Malaprop
Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop
When "Don't Stop Me Now" becomes "Can't Stop Me Now." - Matty Malaprop
After a day at the races, there's nothing more satisfying than an afternoon spent tidying up around the house. That's not actually a true statement at all, but I couldn't figure out how else to fit a Queen pun into this write-up. - Matty Malaprop
Caution: Contents are under pressure. - Matty Malaprop
Class is in session at the School of Fail!
It's my birthday tomorrow, boys and girls. Buy me this shirt as a prezzie plz? - Matty Malaprop
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