When "Don't Stop Me Now" becomes "Can't Stop Me Now." - Matty Malaprop

Well that wasn't so difficult, now was it? - Matty Malaprop

Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

Caution: Contents are under pressure. - Matty Malaprop

Class is in session at the School of Fail!

Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

Impressive. But can you draw a little silhouette of a man? - Matty Malaprop

I'mma just say it: The Lion King would have been a million times better if Queen had done the soundtrack instead of Elton John. - Matty Malaprop