Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop
Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop
Impressive. But can you draw a little silhouette of a man? - Matty Malaprop
Sailor Freddie Mercury, everyone's favorite Sailor Scout.
Well that wasn't so difficult, now was it? - Matty Malaprop
It's my birthday tomorrow, boys and girls. Buy me this shirt as a prezzie plz? - Matty Malaprop
I'mma just say it: The Lion King would have been a million times better if Queen had done the soundtrack instead of Elton John. - Matty Malaprop
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