... and I left it right where it was because ewwwwwwwwwww road food. - Matty Malaprop
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I was gonna make a joke blending eating utensils and metal music for this write-up, but fork it. - Matty Malaprop
Such inconsequential-yet-poignant acts of civil disobedience never fail to lift my spirits. - Matty Malaprop
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