SO TRVE KVLT

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SO TRVE KVLT
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I was gonna make a joke blending eating utensils and metal music for this write-up, but fork it. - Matty Malaprop

Acronyms Are Serious Business, Yo

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Acronyms Are Serious Business, Yo
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You might think this pun is merely a clever means of censoring what "WTF" really stands for, but in fact it's far more insidious. The real message here is "Wrestle the Silver Tines." HOW'S THAT FOR DETECTIVE WORK? - Matty Malaprop

Make Sure You Take the Right Turn This Tine

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Make Sure You Take the Right Turn This Tine
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I've never really understood forks in the road... maybe it's just me, but I've always thought they more closely resembled dowsing rods? But then I suppose dowsing rod in the road doesn't precisely roll off the tongue... - Matty Malaprop

REBEL REBEL (GUITAR LICKS YEAAAAAAAH)

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REBEL REBEL (GUITAR LICKS YEAAAAAAAH)
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Such inconsequential-yet-poignant acts of civil disobedience never fail to lift my spirits. - Matty Malaprop