I Put the Lusitania and Titanic in LTR

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My love life is like the gondola scene from Lady and the Tramp, but with more icebergs and horrible death. - Matty Malaprop

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Draw Yourself a Bath

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If you're going to be forever alone, at least your bath bubbles can keep you company this way! - Matty Malaprop