I Put the Lusitania and Titanic in LTR

Favorite
double meaning,forever alone,literalism,name,relation,relationship,ship
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My love life is like the gondola scene from Lady and the Tramp, but with more icebergs and horrible death. - Matty Malaprop

For more sinking relationships, head over to Dating Fails!

She's Super into Lip-Lock, Too!

Favorite
crush,double meaning,forever alone,literalism,soda
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Orange soda-flavored lipgloss does sound quite delicious, to be fair... - Matty Malaprop

Forever a Dating Fail.

Fairever Alone

Favorite
fair,ferris wheel,forever alone,meme,no,ride,riders,sign,similar sounding,single
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Ferris wheel? More like unfairest wheel, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Also Works With "But That Scholarship Bundle Seemed So Accommodating..."

Favorite
ä,bad idea,explanation,forever alone,homophones,literalism,loan,meme,rage comic,Rage Comics
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Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop

Forever Stallone

Favorite
forever alone,rambo,shoop,similar sounding,Sylvester Stallone
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Ever since he made that last Rambo movie, his friend and relationship prospects have all become a little Rocky. - Matty Malaprop