forever alone

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Ever since he made that last Rambo movie, his friend and relationship prospects have all become a little Rocky. - Matty Malaprop

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If you're going to be forever alone, at least your bath bubbles can keep you company this way! - Matty Malaprop

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Orange soda-flavored lipgloss does sound quite delicious, to be fair... - Matty Malaprop

Forever a Dating Fail.

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