Watching a Little Football

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I Hear This Sport is All the RAGE in Europe...

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Maybe they're all just upset because they keep stubbing their toes? - Matty Malaprop

Defensive Tackle

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At least he's not an Offensive Tackle. Then he'd take it upon himself to prove his skills to you. - Matty Malaprop

And Keeps Them From Tying it Up!

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To be saved is the goalie of all good Christians. - Matty Malaprop

This is Pretty Much My Opinion of All Professional Athletes

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Seriously, you guys need to buck up. YOU GET PAID TO GET CONCUSSIONS. HOW IS YOUR JOB NOT THE BEST? - Matty Malaprop

We've got more Sooper Bowl Sooper LoLz over at The Big Game!

Super Bowl

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I'll Falcon Kick You in the FACE for Not Knowing How to Spell Falcon!

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... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop