College Football Time!

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Alabama,college,college football,color,Crimson Tide,double meaning,football,laundry detergent,literalism,name,ncaa
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I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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surreal,Real Madrid,literalism,soccer,prefix,football
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Finally, a competitive sport that's right up my Dali! - Matty Malaprop

Defensive Tackle

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At least he's not an Offensive Tackle. Then he'd take it upon himself to prove his skills to you. - Matty Malaprop

Even the Church is Stoked for THE BIG GAME!

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double meaning,football,homophone,literalism,none shall pass,nun,pass
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Apparently there is a Big Game happening on Sunday? NHOT FOOTBALL TBH. - Matty Malaprop

Lol by juligrilltalles

His Blades Bend Like Beckham

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double meaning,fan,football,literalism,soccer
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It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop

I Hear This Sport is All the RAGE in Europe...

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Maybe they're all just upset because they keep stubbing their toes? - Matty Malaprop