football

double meaning,FAIL,falcon kick,falcons,football,kicking,literalism,team
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... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,fan,football,literalism,soccer
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It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop

defensive,defensive tackle,double meaning,football,literalism,position,sensitive,tackle
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At least he's not an Offensive Tackle. Then he'd take it upon himself to prove his skills to you. - Matty Malaprop

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