Even the Church is Stoked for THE BIG GAME!

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Even the Church is Stoked for THE BIG GAME!
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Apparently there is a Big Game happening on Sunday? NHOT FOOTBALL TBH. - Matty Malaprop

Lol by juligrilltalles

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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Finally, a competitive sport that's right up my Dali! - Matty Malaprop

Defensive Tackle

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Defensive Tackle
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At least he's not an Offensive Tackle. Then he'd take it upon himself to prove his skills to you. - Matty Malaprop

I Hear This Sport is All the RAGE in Europe...

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I Hear This Sport is All the RAGE in Europe...
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Maybe they're all just upset because they keep stubbing their toes? - Matty Malaprop

His Blades Bend Like Beckham

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His Blades Bend Like Beckham
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It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop

I'll Falcon Kick You in the FACE for Not Knowing How to Spell Falcon!

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I'll Falcon Kick You in the FACE for Not Knowing How to Spell Falcon!
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... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop