I Always Knew Football Was a Thinking Man's Game

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I Always Knew Football Was a Thinking Man's Game
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Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop

College Football Time!

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College Football Time!
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I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop

I Hear This Sport is All the RAGE in Europe...

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I Hear This Sport is All the RAGE in Europe...
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Maybe they're all just upset because they keep stubbing their toes? - Matty Malaprop

I'll Falcon Kick You in the FACE for Not Knowing How to Spell Falcon!

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I'll Falcon Kick You in the FACE for Not Knowing How to Spell Falcon!
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... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop