At least he's not an Offensive Tackle. Then he'd take it upon himself to prove his skills to you. - Matty Malaprop
... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop
It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop
Apparently there is a Big Game happening on Sunday? NHOT FOOTBALL TBH. - Matty Malaprop
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Maybe they're all just upset because they keep stubbing their toes? - Matty Malaprop
Finally, a competitive sport that's right up my Dali! - Matty Malaprop
I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop
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