I'll Falcon Kick You in the FACE for Not Knowing How to Spell Falcon!

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double meaning,FAIL,falcon kick,falcons,football,kicking,literalism,team
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... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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surreal,Real Madrid,literalism,soccer,prefix,football
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Finally, a competitive sport that's right up my Dali! - Matty Malaprop

I Always Knew Football Was a Thinking Man's Game

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Command,deep,double meaning,football,go,go deep,Hall of Fame,literalism,misinterpretation
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Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop

Even the Church is Stoked for THE BIG GAME!

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double meaning,football,homophone,literalism,none shall pass,nun,pass
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Apparently there is a Big Game happening on Sunday? NHOT FOOTBALL TBH. - Matty Malaprop

Lol by juligrilltalles

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