Finally, a competitive sport that's right up my Dali! - Matty Malaprop

I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop

It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, you guys need to buck up. YOU GET PAID TO GET CONCUSSIONS. HOW IS YOUR JOB NOT THE BEST? - Matty Malaprop

We've got more Sooper Bowl Sooper LoLz over at The Big Game!

Apparently there is a Big Game happening on Sunday? NHOT FOOTBALL TBH. - Matty Malaprop

Lol by juligrilltalles

... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop

To be saved is the goalie of all good Christians. - Matty Malaprop