Maybe they're all just upset because they keep stubbing their toes? - Matty Malaprop
At least he's not an Offensive Tackle. Then he'd take it upon himself to prove his skills to you. - Matty Malaprop
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Seriously, you guys need to buck up. YOU GET PAID TO GET CONCUSSIONS. HOW IS YOUR JOB NOT THE BEST? - Matty Malaprop
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... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop
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