football

Seriously, you guys need to buck up. YOU GET PAID TO GET CONCUSSIONS. HOW IS YOUR JOB NOT THE BEST? - Matty Malaprop

We've got more Sooper Bowl Sooper LoLz over at The Big Game!

At least he's not an Offensive Tackle. Then he'd take it upon himself to prove his skills to you. - Matty Malaprop

Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop

... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop

I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop

It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe they're all just upset because they keep stubbing their toes? - Matty Malaprop

Apparently there is a Big Game happening on Sunday? NHOT FOOTBALL TBH. - Matty Malaprop

Lol by juligrilltalles

To be saved is the goalie of all good Christians. - Matty Malaprop

Finally, a competitive sport that's right up my Dali! - Matty Malaprop