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Football fans grab your helmets and pads and start dribbling towards the goal. Whether you're all about the touchdown or bending it like Beckham, you won't leave disappointed. Sit back and check out some of the funniest football memes and jokes while you wait for the next match.

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And Keeps Them From Tying it Up!

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By tpwnsteak
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To be saved is the goalie of all good Christians. - Matty Malaprop

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Untitled

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By Unknown
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I Hear This Sport is All the RAGE in Europe...

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By Unknown
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Maybe they're all just upset because they keep stubbing their toes? - Matty Malaprop

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I'll Falcon Kick You in the FACE for Not Knowing How to Spell Falcon!

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By RDbrony16
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... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop

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Even the Church is Stoked for THE BIG GAME!

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By Unknown
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Apparently there is a Big Game happening on Sunday? NHOT FOOTBALL TBH. - Matty Malaprop

Lol by juligrilltalles

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His Blades Bend Like Beckham

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By redlukas
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It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop

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Defensive Tackle

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At least he's not an Offensive Tackle. Then he'd take it upon himself to prove his skills to you. - Matty Malaprop

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bbaker13
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Watching a Little Football

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College Football Time!

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By IdahoGeekette
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I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop

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I Always Knew Football Was a Thinking Man's Game

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Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop

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This is Pretty Much My Opinion of All Professional Athletes

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By Unknown
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Seriously, you guys need to buck up. YOU GET PAID TO GET CONCUSSIONS. HOW IS YOUR JOB NOT THE BEST? - Matty Malaprop

We've got more Sooper Bowl Sooper LoLz over at The Big Game!

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GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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By thurgood (Via High Green Dawn)
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Finally, a competitive sport that's right up my Dali! - Matty Malaprop

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