Besides, I'm far more fond of portmanteaus than I am of boring technical descriptions. - Matty Malaprop
I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop
... not to say that I'm going to go out of my way and find the video this screenshot comes from. Oh no. That would be far too easy. - Matty Malaprop
Not to nitpick here, but I really need proof that this guy wears size 12 shoes or larger, otherwise this photographic "evidence" means stone nothing to me. - Matty Malaprop
For the sake of our favorite detective duo, let's just hope the game isn't specifically for athletes... - Matty Malaprop
... so we put Bigfoot on a Bigfoot on a big foot so you can... do something involving Bigfoot that is in keeping with the structure of the Xzibit meme... - Matty Malaprop
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