Sadly, after one steamy night these two never spoke again. Ms. Film thought Mr. Film was a nice guy, but ultimately decided he was totally disposable. - Matty Malaprop

If you're going to cling to an outdated medium, at least have a strong justificatory system in place to back up your clinginess! - Matty Malaprop

Some breakfasts only fill your stomach, but Quaker True Grits are a meal that really gets your body Coen in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop