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Unfortunately, it's not a sense one can very well possess when struggling against the perils of frostbite. - Matty Malaprop

If you're going to cling to an outdated medium, at least have a strong justificatory system in place to back up your clinginess! - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure there are endless possibilities w/r/t what you can fry up in a Peter Pan. - Matty Malaprop

Sadly, after one steamy night these two never spoke again. Ms. Film thought Mr. Film was a nice guy, but ultimately decided he was totally disposable. - Matty Malaprop

CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop