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I'm also pretty into renewable energy, but my activist days are over. All that shouting and preaching left me terribly winded. - Matty Malaprop

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Those eyes... those horrible eyes... probably don't like the feeling of blowing air smashing against them at point blank...?????? - Matty Malaprop

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It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop

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I think she needs to cool it a little bit with her fandom, to be quite honest... - Matty Malaprop

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And the parts don't want to be tied up in it either! And the ties don't want to be embroiled themselves! And the broiler resents its inclusion in the whole affair also! And the affair was between Bobby Brown and someone else and well that's just creepy to even think about. - Matty Malaprop

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