Great Fan Mail, or Greatest Fan Mail?

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Some celebrities are daunted by the idea of answering fan mail, but clearly whoever received this letter thinks it's quite a breeze! - Matty Malaprop

She Just Keeps Getting Left Hanging

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I think she needs to cool it a little bit with her fandom, to be quite honest... - Matty Malaprop

Katy Perry With a Fan

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Those eyes... those horrible eyes... probably don't like the feeling of blowing air smashing against them at point blank...?????? - Matty Malaprop

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Are You Sure About That?

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I'm suspicious because of the pixels and from having seen a number of huge fans in my day. - Matty Malaprop