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And the parts don't want to be tied up in it either! And the ties don't want to be embroiled themselves! And the broiler resents its inclusion in the whole affair also! And the affair was between Bobby Brown and someone else and well that's just creepy to even think about. - Matty Malaprop

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One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop

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I think she needs to cool it a little bit with her fandom, to be quite honest... - Matty Malaprop

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Except for sludge metal. That stuff never seems to blow over very well with me. - Matty Malaprop

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Some celebrities are daunted by the idea of answering fan mail, but clearly whoever received this letter thinks it's quite a breeze! - Matty Malaprop

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