I'm a Huge One

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alloy,double meaning,fan,genre,literalism,metal,Music
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Except for sludge metal. That stuff never seems to blow over very well with me. - Matty Malaprop

The Leaves Want No Part of it Either!

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And the parts don't want to be tied up in it either! And the ties don't want to be embroiled themselves! And the broiler resents its inclusion in the whole affair also! And the affair was between Bobby Brown and someone else and well that's just creepy to even think about. - Matty Malaprop

His Blades Bend Like Beckham

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double meaning,fan,football,literalism,soccer
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It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop

Katy Perry With a Fan

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Those eyes... those horrible eyes... probably don't like the feeling of blowing air smashing against them at point blank...?????? - Matty Malaprop

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SMP CLASSIC: Let's Just Hope You're Resourceful in Your Devotion

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big,classic,double meaning,energy,fan,Hall of Fame,literalism,renewable
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I'm also pretty into renewable energy, but my activist days are over. All that shouting and preaching left me terribly winded. - Matty Malaprop