His Blades Bend Like Beckham

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double meaning,fan,football,literalism,soccer
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It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop

I'm a Huge One

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alloy,double meaning,fan,genre,literalism,metal,Music
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Except for sludge metal. That stuff never seems to blow over very well with me. - Matty Malaprop

Are You Sure About That?

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cliché,double meaning,fan,huge,literalism
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I'm suspicious because of the pixels and from having seen a number of huge fans in my day. - Matty Malaprop

Great Fan Mail, or Greatest Fan Mail?

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literalism,fan mail,fan,mail
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Some celebrities are daunted by the idea of answering fan mail, but clearly whoever received this letter thinks it's quite a breeze! - Matty Malaprop