Some celebrities are daunted by the idea of answering fan mail, but clearly whoever received this letter thinks it's quite a breeze! - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, savannamia. - Matty Malaprop

I think she needs to cool it a little bit with her fandom, to be quite honest... - Matty Malaprop

Those eyes... those horrible eyes... probably don't like the feeling of blowing air smashing against them at point blank...?????? - Matty Malaprop

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I'm suspicious because of the pixels and from having seen a number of huge fans in my day. - Matty Malaprop

It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop