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Those eyes... those horrible eyes... probably don't like the feeling of blowing air smashing against them at point blank...?????? - Matty Malaprop

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One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop

And the parts don't want to be tied up in it either! And the ties don't want to be embroiled themselves! And the broiler resents its inclusion in the whole affair also! And the affair was between Bobby Brown and someone else and well that's just creepy to even think about. - Matty Malaprop

I think she needs to cool it a little bit with her fandom, to be quite honest... - Matty Malaprop

I'm suspicious because of the pixels and from having seen a number of huge fans in my day. - Matty Malaprop

Some celebrities are daunted by the idea of answering fan mail, but clearly whoever received this letter thinks it's quite a breeze! - Matty Malaprop

Facebook: Fighting off summer heat waves since Feb. 2004. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, savannamia. - Matty Malaprop

Except for sludge metal. That stuff never seems to blow over very well with me. - Matty Malaprop

It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop