You get it? Because, like, his face is elongated, and stuff. - Matty Malaprop
The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop
And here he thought trying to jump over that concrete barrier was gonna make him look so cool! But alas, he just ended up with egg on his face. - Matty Malaprop
(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop
He can hypnotize me anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop
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