This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop

When Greg didn't respond, Bill just kept pressing the issue. What an ass. - Matty Malaprop

And here he thought trying to jump over that concrete barrier was gonna make him look so cool! But alas, he just ended up with egg on his face. - Matty Malaprop

Me gusta more than the other version. Me gusta much much more. - Matty Malaprop

Join the dark side; we can offer you faces. - Matty Malaprop

He can hypnotize me anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop