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By -Ghost-
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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

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And here he thought trying to jump over that concrete barrier was gonna make him look so cool! But alas, he just ended up with egg on his face. - Matty Malaprop

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I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop

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You get it? Because, like, his face is elongated, and stuff. - Matty Malaprop

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