And here he thought trying to jump over that concrete barrier was gonna make him look so cool! But alas, he just ended up with egg on his face. - Matty Malaprop
His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop
(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop
I have a guess at what's the matter: U is missing an umlaut with which to see! - Matty Malaprop
Join the dark side; we can offer you faces. - Matty Malaprop
... but I guess that's just the kind of infernal luck she always has. - Matty Malaprop
The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop
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