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This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

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His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop

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By -Ghost-
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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

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I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop

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