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... but I guess that's just the kind of infernal luck she always has. - Matty Malaprop

He can hypnotize me anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Two beloved butts to Trey and Matt jokes, together in one fanfare-laden film! - Matty Malaprop

When Greg didn't respond, Bill just kept pressing the issue. What an ass. - Matty Malaprop

I have a guess at what's the matter: U is missing an umlaut with which to see! - Matty Malaprop

If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

Join the dark side; we can offer you faces. - Matty Malaprop

(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop

And here he thought trying to jump over that concrete barrier was gonna make him look so cool! But alas, he just ended up with egg on his face. - Matty Malaprop

I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop

I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop