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This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop

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His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop

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(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop

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I have a guess at what's the matter: U is missing an umlaut with which to see! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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... but I guess that's just the kind of infernal luck she always has. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop

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If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

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I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop

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Me gusta more than the other version. Me gusta much much more. - Matty Malaprop

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By -Ghost-
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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

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By JanosP
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If she's French and just feeling alright, then would that make here Blake Comme Ci Comme Ça? - Matty Malaprop

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By Faiz Faults
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He can hypnotize me anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop