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In your face! Literally these jokes and puns are right up there so don't blink you might get smacked in the face by one.

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When Greg didn't respond, Bill just kept pressing the issue. What an ass. - Matty Malaprop

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And here he thought trying to jump over that concrete barrier was gonna make him look so cool! But alas, he just ended up with egg on his face. - Matty Malaprop

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(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop

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Me gusta more than the other version. Me gusta much much more. - Matty Malaprop

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His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop

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I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop

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This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop

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I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop

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If she's French and just feeling alright, then would that make here Blake Comme Ci Comme Ça? - Matty Malaprop

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He can hypnotize me anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

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Two beloved butts to Trey and Matt jokes, together in one fanfare-laden film! - Matty Malaprop

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If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop