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In your face! Literally these jokes and puns are right up there so don't blink you might get smacked in the face by one.

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I have a guess at what's the matter: U is missing an umlaut with which to see! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

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When Greg didn't respond, Bill just kept pressing the issue. What an ass. - Matty Malaprop

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This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop

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By JanosP
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If she's French and just feeling alright, then would that make here Blake Comme Ci Comme Ça? - Matty Malaprop

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Me gusta more than the other version. Me gusta much much more. - Matty Malaprop

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By -Ghost-
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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Two beloved butts to Trey and Matt jokes, together in one fanfare-laden film! - Matty Malaprop

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... but I guess that's just the kind of infernal luck she always has. - Matty Malaprop

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(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop

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By Faiz Faults
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He can hypnotize me anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop