But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos

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Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

She's Often the Bearder of Bad News

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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

Brow, Do You Even Lift?

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One More Wrathful Comment From the Peanut Gallery

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But You DO Normally Explore the Cosmos...

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God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop