Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop
Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop
God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop
At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop
For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop
Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
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