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contact,double meaning,eye,eye contact,literalism
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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

beauty,bee,beholder,difference,eye,idiom,letter,literalism,lolwut,similar sounding
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Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

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contrast,double meaning,eye,homophone,homophones,literalism,opposites,wife,wi-fi
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

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