All I Can Say is Au

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Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop

And Sometimes its Radiance Stings

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beauty,bee,beholder,difference,eye,idiom,letter,literalism,lolwut,similar sounding
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Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Pictures and Bad Puns

They Couldn't Be More Opposite

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contrast,double meaning,eye,homophone,homophones,literalism,opposites,wife,wi-fi
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos

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browse,eye,eyebrows,Hall of Fame,homophone,internet,literalism,similar sounding,surf,unibrow
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Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Because Visualizing Apple is Far Too Easy

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For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop

Now I See Why You Said That!

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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

But You DO Normally Explore the Cosmos...

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brows,carl sagan,eye,eyebrows,homophone,I
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God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop

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