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Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Carl Sagan's Eyebrows
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God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop

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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop