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Got something in your eye? Well beauty is beholden within it, so be extra careful, and keep an eye out for these hilarious ocular puns and jokes

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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

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It really is a very confusing phrase... it's also the phrase that was responsible for my halfling berserker's death in a campaign several years ago, but that's a different story entirely! - Matty Malaprop

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More like iLeela, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

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Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Pictures and Bad Puns

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For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop

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Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop