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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.

Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Pictures and Bad Puns

For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop

More like iLeela, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop

At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop

Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

It really is a very confusing phrase... it's also the phrase that was responsible for my halfling berserker's death in a campaign several years ago, but that's a different story entirely! - Matty Malaprop