I Didn't Knead These Jokes

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Now You're Just Some Gotye Meme I Used to Know

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Seriously? Gotye in late December? That is just so incredibly passé. - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter

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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

This Whole Post is Going to be One Cheap Trick

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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

A Much-Kneaded Obituary

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I'm not gonna lie... this touching farewell really got a rise out of me. - Matty Malaprop

You Doughn't Even Know

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Teach Me How to Dougie

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