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Via: Epic Ponyz
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You know, a "whole lot" is just slightly less than a ton, but still considerably more than "a fair amount." MATHEMATICS! - Matty Malaprop

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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

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By dominicsoh (Via: Pocket Puns)
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Whenever I receive a submission that features a joke as old as the interweb itself, I feel like the yeast I can do is front page it with some appropriately derisive and catty commentary. - Matty Malaprop

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