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Seriously? Gotye in late December? That is just so incredibly passé. - Matty Malaprop

That doe sure is sweet.

Whenever I receive a submission that features a joke as old as the interweb itself, I feel like the yeast I can do is front page it with some appropriately derisive and catty commentary. - Matty Malaprop

After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not gonna lie... this touching farewell really got a rise out of me. - Matty Malaprop