Color me surprised. Though it's fitting that they're purely decorative, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop
Dude takes the term (s)mashed to a whole new level. - Matty Malaprop
When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop
Wear one of these and you'll never have to worry about self-esteem again! ... or at least until some crafty boy figures out how to get it off you in less than three seconds. - Matty Malaprop
... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop
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