A Capital Contradiction

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It's a prefix turned punchline... MIND = BLOWN. - Matty Malaprop

Talk About Acorn-y Joke...

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Looks like all the joy is gone from someone's almonds... - Matty Malaprop

It Does Look Pretty Easy to Get to Her End

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You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop

The Most Ascetic Insect

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From Ecclesiastes 3:13: "That every mantis may eat and drink, and find satisfaction in all his toil -- this is the gift of Ceiling Mantis." - Matty Malaprop