I Know That Feel

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I Know That Feel
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I always end up having to take it in for repairs. I tried doing it myself once, but I'm just terrible at picking up new skills cold. - Matty Malaprop

Feeling Wanted

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Feeling Wanted
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Man, I gotta get me a frontier psychiatrist of my own. His sessions seem WAY more interesting than those of your run-of-the-mill shrink! - Matty Malaprop

Good for Her!

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Good for Her!
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99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

You Sher Locked Into That One, Emma

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You Sher Locked Into That One, Emma
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And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop