Make Sure You Take the Right Turn This Tine

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I've never really understood forks in the road... maybe it's just me, but I've always thought they more closely resembled dowsing rods? But then I suppose dowsing rod in the road doesn't precisely roll off the tongue... - Matty Malaprop

And How Does Timmy's Proclivity for Falling Down Wells Make You Feel?

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"And you know what's the worst part of it, Doc? The worst of it is I save that sniveling little brat every other day it seems, and I've yet to even see a single milkbone for my troubles!" - Matty Malaprop

The Diary of an Incognitower

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They're a kind people, but their living arrangements are just so bland... they really could stand to spruce things up a bit! - Matty Malaprop

Go Go Punny Rangers!

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Black Ranger never was the Alpha of the group, but he always did know how to put a smile ZordON everyone's face! - Matty Malaprop

Their Work is Just so Fash!

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It just goes to show that if you stick with something long enough, you'll transcend merely having a foundation for it and produce something truly genius. - Matty Malaprop

And They Said it Was All Instinctual!

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Altering one's species is really quite a snap these days! ... though I think it might be easier still if Sheldon would ditch his Easyshare and invest in a REAL DSLR. - Matty Malaprop