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... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop

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My love life is like the gondola scene from Lady and the Tramp, but with more icebergs and horrible death. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: The Pun King
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Something to see here, folks. But move along anyway, please. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster MasuHUN says: "Also losing some of his arm-ore."

Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop

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What, you mean I'm the only one here with a wall and trim paint fetish? Well, that's awkward... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Sardonic Salad
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You had that appointment booked for months! I'm glad it went well for you! - Matty Malaprop

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I'd stay away from that truck if I were you; you might contract lupus if you touch it. - Matty Malaprop

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