This One Appears to Be Set to GRUMPY

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This One Appears to Be Set to GRUMPY
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If you look closely, the swing actually says "Warning: contains grumpy child in desperate need of a nap." #NoItDoesn't - Matty Malaprop

Should Be a Pretty Easy Fix, Though

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Should Be a Pretty Easy Fix, Though
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With this particular model, it's really just a soup-er easy process of replacing a pretty stock part. - Matty Malaprop

Pig Latin

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Pig Latin
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Hat'stay neoay eryvay ducatedeay igpay, fiay ouyay skaay emay! - Matty Malaprop

He Couldn't Handle the Daily Rind

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He Couldn't Handle the Daily Rind
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Lemmy had a wife and kids and a nice home on Citrus avenue, but when the tech bubble burst, his attitude turned sour, and now he's peeled out on the streets. - Matty Malaprop