And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop
Source: Cyanide & Happiness
Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.
There's really nothing worse than a luggage's lament. - Matty Malaprop
Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop
You can has moar goggies over here!
Oh. Wait... well sh*t. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, have you ever tried camping sans tent? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. #MontananWisdom - Matty Malaprop
It's a prefix turned punchline... MIND = BLOWN. - Matty Malaprop