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amazing,cliché,corny,double meaning,homophone,literalism,maze
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... but I don't really get the punch line... maybe it's just too labyrinthian for my small brain to understand! - Matty Malaprop

dogs,double meaning,homophone,literalism,roof,roofing,ruff,sound
By xyzpdq1
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Leave roofing to the professionals. There's nothing worse than finding yourself barking up the wrong carpentree. - Matty Malaprop

bear,bear skin rug,double meaning,gummy,gummy bear,Hall of Fame,literalism,rug,skin
By xyzpdq1
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Because for most men on the internet, this is the only way they'll ever be able to munch carpet. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,literalism,seal,wax
By cgimusic ( Via: Reddit)
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Better than a seal made out of whale byproduct, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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