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Via: Nathan Bulmer
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And he's post-op, so now he transforms into a minivan. Lady's gotta get her kids to soccer practice somehow, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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Construction is truly a PUNishing profession. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Lab-Initio
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Not even the Enterprise can stand up to the might of the fearsome USS John Deere. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, can you even deny this post's all-consuming cool? - Matty Malaprop

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I wasn't aware that this was a common turn of phrase, but maybe that's just a display of my impish vernacular. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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When stop to think about it, he is kind of a philosopher in his own right. - Matty Malaprop

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Either that's a very non-sequitur threat, or we're entering a realm of fetishism that I don't even want to imagine. - Matty Malaprop

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