And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop
With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop
... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop
Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop
A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
Looks like somebody's feeling a little engorg'd, if you ask me... - Matty Malaprop
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