Wall I'll Be Damned

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Wall I'll Be Damned
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And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb

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Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...

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Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...
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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop