Ivar the Chicken

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boneless,chicken,literalism,double meaning,euphemism,double entendre
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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

Banana Hammock

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hammock,banana,banana hammock,double entendre,literalism,double meaning
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Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

Wall I'll Be Damned

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bricklaying,double entendre,double meaning,innuendo,laid,literalism
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And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

SOMEBODY CALL HR!

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job,innuendo,double entendre,generous,double meaning,interview,offer
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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop