double entendre

costume,double entendre,equation,hammer,hammered,innuendo,literalism,math,nailed,tool
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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

magic the gathering,innuendo,sorin,tap,double entendre,double meaning,tapping
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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

job,innuendo,double entendre,generous,double meaning,interview,offer
Via: Channelate
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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

came,double entendre,double meaning,Hall of Fame,innuendo,literalism,SOON,timing,too
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Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

bricklaying,double entendre,double meaning,innuendo,laid,literalism
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And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

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