No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop
This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop
I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop
I just hope this brave soul doesn't get donkey punched in the process... - Matty Malaprop
He knew following his orders was the correct thing to do, but boy oh boy was he sEeyore in the mornin'! - Matty Malaprop
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