Fitting Shenanigans From a Kid Named Donkey Xote

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Fitting Shenanigans From a Kid Named Donkey Xote
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I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

He's Such an Ass Hole

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He's Such an Ass Hole
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Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

He's Just Callin' 'Em As He Sees 'Em

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He's Just Callin' 'Em As He Sees 'Em
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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop

That's One Way to Do it

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That's One Way to Do it
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I just hope this brave soul doesn't get donkey punched in the process... - Matty Malaprop

Studies Have Shown...

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Studies Have Shown...
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And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

Well That is Just FILTHY.

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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop