I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop
It's this kind of behavior that branded them asses to begin with! - Matty Malaprop
And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop
This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop
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