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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop

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I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop

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Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

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It's this kind of behavior that branded them asses to begin with! - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

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