Fitting Shenanigans From a Kid Named Donkey Xote

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Fitting Shenanigans From a Kid Named Donkey Xote
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I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

Horsing Around Somewhere I'm Sure

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Horsing Around Somewhere I'm Sure
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It's this kind of behavior that branded them asses to begin with! - Matty Malaprop

Studies Have Shown...

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Studies Have Shown...
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And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

Last I Heard He Was Trying to Dig a Pony

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Last I Heard He Was Trying to Dig a Pony
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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop