donkey

By Unknown
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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

Oversized ass
By Unknown
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And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
By xyzpdq1
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He knew following his orders was the correct thing to do, but boy oh boy was he sEeyore in the mornin'! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Punblr
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I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop