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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop

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He knew following his orders was the correct thing to do, but boy oh boy was he sEeyore in the mornin'! - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

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And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

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I just hope this brave soul doesn't get donkey punched in the process... - Matty Malaprop

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