He's Just Callin' 'Em As He Sees 'Em

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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop

Fitting Shenanigans From a Kid Named Donkey Xote

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I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

He's Such an Ass Hole

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Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

Last I Heard He Was Trying to Dig a Pony

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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop