No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

It's this kind of behavior that branded them asses to begin with! - Matty Malaprop

This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop

He knew following his orders was the correct thing to do, but boy oh boy was he sEeyore in the mornin'! - Matty Malaprop

Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

If your name is Jennifer Connelly, does that make you an Ass-to-Ass? - Matty Malaprop