I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop
Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop
I just hope this brave soul doesn't get donkey punched in the process... - Matty Malaprop
This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop