donkey

No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

It's this kind of behavior that branded them asses to begin with! - Matty Malaprop

I just hope this brave soul doesn't get donkey punched in the process... - Matty Malaprop

If your name is Jennifer Connelly, does that make you an Ass-to-Ass? - Matty Malaprop

I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop