This one's for all the S.O.s out there, and all the CO2. - Matty Malaprop
It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!
Seems like it might be time for you love birds to put the pedal to the metal and run away together. - Matty Malaprop
Wait... you mean you're NOT normally supposed to deride your significant others until they crey? I've been doing this whole "relationship" thing all wrong then... - Matty Malaprop
Though I suppose the true test of chivalry is whether or not he chooses to be Payin' Manning at the end of the meal... - Matty Malaprop
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