I'm Sure Your Parents Are Pretty Fender-Bent About it Too

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Seems like it might be time for you love birds to put the pedal to the metal and run away together. - Matty Malaprop

IntimiDating

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Wait... you mean you're NOT normally supposed to deride your significant others until they crey? I've been doing this whole "relationship" thing all wrong then... - Matty Malaprop

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