Punmaster genieliz says: "This is our punny kitchen pitchen dating video to get the darling Hannah Hart to date our kiwi kitchen."

GVOY every time I attempt to cook something ever. - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose the true test of chivalry is whether or not he chooses to be Payin' Manning at the end of the meal... - Matty Malaprop

Some may call it infatuation, but I'm pretty sure it's actually just vertigo. - Matty Malaprop

On a scale of one to 10, this date was a total FAIL.

Seems like it might be time for you love birds to put the pedal to the metal and run away together. - Matty Malaprop

This one's for all the S.O.s out there, and all the CO₂. - Matty Malaprop

It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!

Wait... you mean you're NOT normally supposed to deride your significant others until they crey? I've been doing this whole "relationship" thing all wrong then... - Matty Malaprop