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Though I suppose the true test of chivalry is whether or not he chooses to be Payin' Manning at the end of the meal... - Matty Malaprop

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Some may call it infatuation, but I'm pretty sure it's actually just vertigo. - Matty Malaprop

On a scale of one to 10, this date was a total FAIL.

Seriously tho, this girl's going to need some wine to wash down all that cheese. Honestly curious how this one ended up working out.

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By maxystone (Via: warehousecomic.com)
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Wait... you mean you're NOT normally supposed to deride your significant others until they crey? I've been doing this whole "relationship" thing all wrong then... - Matty Malaprop

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