Inside a Microsoft Mouse

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Inside a Microsoft Mouse
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And here I thought it was just circuitry and other electronic thingamajigs I don't understand... - Matty Malaprop

The Pit and the Pendul-UM.

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The Pit and the Pendul-UM.
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Q: How to you make the Teletubbies even creepier? A: Have them recite such works as "Hop-Frog" and "The Telltale Heart" while prancing around in their already vaguely sexual and inappropriate way.

... aaaaaaaaaaand QED. - Matty Malaprop

I Do, Actually...

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I Do, Actually...
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I just... I don't... excuse me while I go vomit. - Matty Malaprop

What a Lovely Sight

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What a Lovely Sight
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Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop

Cage-Free Eggs

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Cage-Free Eggs
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Why do you want to start your morning without a lil' bit of the Nic? He just doesn't understand why you would want to do such a thing... - Matty Malaprop

Bro-ba Fett

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Bro-ba Fett
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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop