Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist

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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

Leaving So Bassoon?

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Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

Inside a Microsoft Mouse

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And here I thought it was just circuitry and other electronic thingamajigs I don't understand... - Matty Malaprop

Talk about a SMILF

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Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop

What a Lovely Sight

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Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop

Not Particularly, No...

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Dear athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a moth learn innuendo? - Matty Malaprop