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Via: Completely Serious Comics
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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

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By -Ghost-
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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Three Word Phrase
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Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop

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By VWDave
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Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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I just... I don't... excuse me while I go vomit. - Matty Malaprop