The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."
Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop
And here I thought it was just circuitry and other electronic thingamajigs I don't understand... - Matty Malaprop
Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop
Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop
Dear athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a moth learn innuendo? - Matty Malaprop
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