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By Matt
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Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

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Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Three Word Phrase
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Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Completely Serious Comics
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Methinks no amount of Bounty would be able to clean up the post-coital mess that would inevitably stem from that experience. - Matty Malaprop

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By VWDave
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Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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I just... I don't... excuse me while I go vomit. - Matty Malaprop